Ok, couple of options then...
Easiest option IMO. Whole fabric quilt aka cheater quilt.
katiedid.squarespace.com/katie-did-journal/2009/1/27/quilt-how-to.html
Or you can use pre-pieced fabric that is already squares sewn into patchwork fabric or fabric that looks like patchwork and then you sew along the line.
Really quick starter project that can come out really pretty. It isn't a quilt, it is a blanket. You could embellish it, put an applique on or blanket stitch around the border.
donswife.blogspot.com/2011/07/perfect-corner-baby-blanket-tutorial.html
really good video instructions but boring fabrics btw don't have to make it from flannel.
How about circles? Do you like them? If you don't mind handsewing there is a really easy way to make one like this
www.garnethill.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/johanna-quilt-and-sham/bedding-home/quilts-coverlets-shams/quilts-shams/117769?redirect=y
A strip quilt like this isn't too hard if you 'quilt-as-you-go' and make it fairly small.
pinterest.com/pin/128493395589141121/
A dresden quilt is pretty easy. It looks way more impressive than the amount of effort in making it. Especially if you make the blades chunky instead of skinny. You could make three flowers and make green rickrack stems. I use fusible web to stick the flower down prior to attaching it.
video, you don't need their ruler, you can cut out a cereal box to trace around. I have a 30 degree ruler (I have an extra for sale if anyone wants it am I allowed to say that?) that makes a plate using 12 blades instead of twenty. They are easy because you only have to match the top corner, the bottom corner is hidden by the circle in the middle.
This is a 12 blade one
4.bp.blogspot.com/-sZJSRmL15sM/TzpLhLbvuXI/AAAAAAAAILs/OBkhoeN8oz8/s1600/DresdenFin.JPG
LMK if none of these work for you. I have more...
My best tip though is to make a small doll sized quilt first. It will come in handy as a teddy bear blanket or something and gives you a chance to try out the technique with minimal outlay of time or money.