What do I need to know about a Big Shit?

[Blottedcopybook]

I have managed to acquire a Sissix Big Shot and I am verily excited about it, but I have to admit I'm not much of a papercrafter really (I reckon this is about to change!)

Am I right in thinking - dies cut out shapes, folders emboss patterns onto card?

Where is good to buy dies & folders? And which dies do you recommend?

Thanks in advance!

Bwahahahaha! You've cheered up my Sat evening no end! I am literally crying with laughter - DH is not amused by my infantile humour. Boring old fart!
I did wonder why this was in Arts & Crafts - images of someone researching carefully before trying to craft one ...

I am torn between this and cheap minge as my all time no. 1 ...
snigger

Has anyone else bookmarked the litter tray? I also have brown yarn left over from a crochet owl...

Inspiration strikes in the most unlikely places...

Wonderful! Bet this is one of the fastest growing threads ever on arts and crafts.

See I would never have clicked on this thread if you had typed it properly

It's the way the 'B' and the 'S' are correctly capitalised- OP was so careful

Hahaha DameFanny I'm glad to have been of service!

tethersend Honestly you have no idea, I'm normally so careful about spelling & punctuation. Going to be double checking everything from now on!

Mwahahahaha at epic title fail. Job lot of loo roll maybe?!

On a more serious note, there is a shop I get dies from, but the name currently eludes me. Ummmm...

The Craft Bug! (I think). I use too many craft shops, I flit from craft to craft, haven't done die cutting for a while though. I think the Craft bug is the online site with the biggest selection.

Just don't go cutting any big shits with your big shot - it'd get rather messy!

I can tell, Blotted, honest- only a pedant would capitalise! That's what makes it all the more hilarious mortifying

hubby says from experience you need a double flush

A big shit hurts, hth.

Hah, this has cheered me up no end.

oh my

Crying with laughter.

Sorry.

DH thinks I'm bonkers and interrupting his film.

You can prepare for a big shit by wiping your arse with vaseline first. Makes it much cleaner

I'm told anal sex with lube has the same effect

I was wondering what that had to do with crafts!

Is it too early to request a move to MN classics? I haven't laugh so much for ages

Hilarious! Bet this is turns out to be the most clicked on Arts and crafts thread ever

Order in gas and air?

Do you buy big shits from jobbyCraft?

jobbycraft!

Jobbycraft! Hahahaha and breathe!

Am reduced to Dastardly & Muttley sniggers.

Nothing useful to add on shots or shits.

Just

Embossed patterned poo