Tonights the NIGHT!!!!!!!!

[Jayzmummy]

Ha....sorry I was late....have you all had your mails?????

This sounds like my Xmas List !!

Peachy clair just noticed your name!

Sorry - have just spilt loads more laughing at the lucky pant. Are they stained?

14th is

Glue Dots

No UCM but yours might be if you spill any more wine !

Do you have an independant adjudicator there JM?

15th is

pearlescent

infact...whose balls are you using...

that's it - completely lost it!!!!

No its just the way shes standing Coral!

hmmm.. wasn't there mention of balls earlier...

(Oh dear, JD stronger than I thought!)

yes Coral.........the dog

ho...........................

Nope not yet

Stop it now, baaaaad. Naughty.....but fun

16th is

Stamp

some one please explain this to my 9yo who won't move until she understands the 'joke'... psml

oops thought u meant the dog's balls!

17th is

gel pens

joke? joke? what joke?

18th is

inserts

ok...better censor my comments...young ears etc!

Right there is a group of mums on PCs across the land who don;t know each other but are pretending to play bingo with virtual balls whilst drinking wine.

Willthat do?

Mummys pissed on a Tuesday, good reason to tell your teacher!!!!!! It's only ok on a friday

ok, so her Aunty JM is playing with the dogs balls? Gone to bed now