to think its not bloody funny!

[biddysmama]

to scare a 34 week pregnant woman!!

dp has started looking through the windows when he gets home instead of coming through the door, he says he likes the excitment on dd's face when she sees him

the other day he came through the door quietly and sneaked into the room wer were in, scared the crap outta me...

thats not funny is it?

No it is not

Have you tried scaring him?

oh I hate being scared. HATE it. I'd have punched him out of instinct.

milady.... should i drop some water on the floor between my legs next time

Oh yes, there are many things a pregnant woman could do to scare a bloke.

Some sort of rubber "alien" perhaps?

YANBU. Close the curtains, that'll learn him.

PMSL at Milady's idea!

Fake labour evil laugh....

My DH tried to scare me once by grabbing me whilst I was in shower from behind the shower curatin. I actually did punch him in the face through instinct. Hasn't happened again!!

ohhh def do the water thing .

Or paint a space hopper face on your belly and scare him in the night....

My bloody DH scares me all the the time and now my DSs (3 of them!!!) like to do it too. I HATE it with a passion and the more fuss I make, the more they like it! We have been married for 18 years and he hasn't grown out of it yet... should have stabbed him on the honeymoon.........
He also thinks water pistols are terrific fun..

my friend's MOTHER used to put on a mask and wake up her teenaged children in the night to frighten them when she'd had a few

weirdly they have a great relationship

Orient- that's fantastic! I am going to try that

That's not at all funny.

The other week I was tidying my bedroom with the door open. Suddenly I saw a pair of eyes peering through the bannisters in the landing. DP had been standing on the stairs watching me through the bannisters. I was absolutely terrified and close to tears. DP had thought it would be hilarious

my dh turned up early from work whilst i was pregnant on a day he absolutely could not (or so i thought) be home early, i very nearly did him some damage with whatever i was holding in the kitchen, rolling pin i suspect, as i ran out into the hall ready to deal with the intruder!

I agree re fake labour. Next time he does it double over in pain and yell really loudly. Or do the pretend breaking waters thing.

Or keep a jug of water by you and throw it in his face...

he really shouldn't do that in your condition . . .

but . . . I really like scaring people.

I once hid in the wardrobe when I heard DH returning home then when he came in the room I very slowly and creakily opened the door - he nearly shit himself.

I have also scared my workmates, family etc before.

Oh God, I am horrible! Sorry!