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AIBU?

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55 year old "teenage" babysitter - my mum

21 replies

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 15:14

It's my BF's baby's christening at the weekend, and an excuse for a party afterwards for all the new parents in our old gang. DD is 13 mo, and since she was born DH and I have been out twice together. We fancy a few drinks and a boogie with old pals, I don't mind missing it though if only one of us can go. So I asked mum to babysit, stressing that it was fine if she makes plans for the weekend but let me know one way or the other by Thursday. She said she would. It's a whole day in my house in a town an hour away from her so I am grateful.

Now however, she has heard that a band she likes is playing in my town on that night.
So this is the suggested plan. Her partner and best friend will come to my house. After my sis finishes work she will bundle DD into her smokey car and collect sis to babysit, at DD's bedtime. DD always sleeps in the car and I know that she won't sleep in bed straight after, and after months of sleep deprivation no way am I allowing her routine to be buggered up.
They will go out to the band and stay in mine. I don't have room for mum, her boyfriend, her bestfriend, possibly her boyfriend and my sister. Pound to a penny my drinks press gets a raid too.

AIBU in thinking if I wanted a babysitter who'll bugger up DD's routine, go to a gig, allow her boyfriend and best mate to raid my drinks cabinet and crash in my place, and get someone else to do the actual childminding, I'd just have lasso'd some random teenager outside the high school? I wouldn't have to spend the next 12 months being craven with gratitude to them either.

Yes at least I have a mother.
At least I have a sister to step up (she doesn't know yet that these are her Sat night plans, btw).
Just a rant, but

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MorningTownRide · 02/07/2010 15:26

Well you've said you don't mind missing it. So don't go!

StealthPolarBear · 02/07/2010 15:27

lol

StealthPolarBear · 02/07/2010 15:28

alhough if it's a christening why isn't your dd going? surely they don't ghet more child friendly??

Mingg · 02/07/2010 15:28
Grin
GetOrfMoiLand · 02/07/2010 15:32

Lol

Sorry - that's not the response you wanted.

'pound to a penny my drinks press gets a raid too'

Now I know you are calling your mum a teenager, but don't you think that sounds a mite old granny ish

QSincognitoErgoSum · 02/07/2010 15:35

Tell your mum you dont need her. You are getting a different babysitter, and she can make her own concert arrangements.

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 15:42

I do mind missing it now! I told my friend I'd definately be able to go and I got a new dress specially!

My Dd is coming for the church bit and the meal but then all babies are going home and the adults are giddy with excitement about being out on their own, drinking. This past year most of our "gang" have become parents and boozeathons are few and far between.

GetOrf I am more of an old granny than the granny is, it seems!

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StealthPolarBear · 02/07/2010 15:45

ah right
get another babysitter
give your mum a £20 and tell her to spend it wisely because that's all she's getting from you young lady

what is a drink's press?

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 15:47

A press with drink in it, SPB. Like a cabinet but just a touch posher.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 02/07/2010 17:43

Lol at press - is it a scottish thing iirc? because a MNer was going on about a hot press once and I was all confused.com and had to ask what it was - had no idea it was an airing cupboard

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 17:57

It's an Irish thing - Never crossed my mind it wasn't in use in the UK. That makes my explanation to SPB above very confusing

Looking back over my OP it looks like it was written by Saffy from AbFab.

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BarbieLovesKen · 02/07/2010 18:02

NBU - I would be quite disappointed too!!! Its lovely to think that your going to have a nice night out but when its messed up like this, it takes the good out of it.

If your like me, your not going to enjoy it now, you'll be thinking about baby etc.. if she was curled up in bed with your mam babysitting you could relax and enjoy..

I think you mothers a little mean to do this actually. Not not to babysit, but she said she would and then backtracked. Doesnt she remember what its like to have little people herself?

GetOrfMoiLand · 02/07/2010 18:04

Lol at your explanation above - yes if you don't know what a press is that explanation is enigmatic to say the least. Can imagine SPB going 'eh?!'

Your OP was very funny.

GetOrfMoiLand · 02/07/2010 18:05

Sorry - I don't mean to come on here and laugh at your life, i can understand why you are so pissed off.

can you not hide the alcohol, and get the elderly teens a bottle of lambrini and some crisps or something

runnybottom · 02/07/2010 18:05

I knew you were Irish as soon as I saw press! If you're in east meath I'll babysit for you?

RunawayWife · 02/07/2010 18:07

I think you need to get a new babysitter.

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 20:40

I know you're not laughing at my life as such GetOrf.
I'm a bit annoyed, but something will work out. Fingers crossed my sis hasn't got plans. Mind you, she's 21, single and childless and has just bought a new outfit. I'm sure she planned to stay in watching telly.

I think I will leave 3 bottles of the weakest beer out and hide the rest.

Thanks RB for the lovely offer! I'm in Galway, so probably not very practcal (though I'd nearly drop her up to you)

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runnybottom · 02/07/2010 22:00

A bit too far so!

PS Must remember to say "cupboard" on MN. And they don't say delph either!

letsblowthistacostand · 02/07/2010 22:34

Here is the solution: YOU go, DH stays home with the baby. Done.

Monty100 · 02/07/2010 22:39

Lock or empty the drinks press.

SparkOfSense · 02/07/2010 22:40

Not really a solution Letsblowthis - as the gig she wants too go to is still on. So I'll end up with houseguests anyway even if no one babysits.

I'll be clattering pans all Sunday morning they'll all be roaring for rashers and sausages.

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