you idle fecks.
I dream of the day when I get something like nicer dicer, or v slicer, or whatever you call the darn things - on the cbeebies programme where they cook vegetable muffins they have a thing they turn to grate cheese. My fingers may suffer 'til such a day is upon me, but I will not buy ready sliced, ready grated stuff. I come over all funny when I see a piece of perfect rectangle ham on a slice of bread, then a piece of perfect rectangle cheese go on top.... I think I would implode if I saw it occuring on some of that "perfect square, we already cut the crusts off" shite. I feel dirty even opening this thread!
I do however crave fajitas now only because it's takes me forever and a day to grate the cheese, dice the onion, slice the tomato, slice the cucumber...