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to have a secret crush on alan hanson

55 replies

driedapricots · 23/06/2010 15:06

who's your guilty pleasure..?

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forehead · 23/06/2010 18:09

I can't stand Alan Hanson,he is a sanctimonious prick.
OP you need your head testing.

KnottyLocks · 23/06/2010 18:12

But he looks like a Thunderbird?

Puppets your thing then?

cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 18:20

Linekar is beautiful! Back off him or else.

I clearly have a thing for orange metrosexuals though because Cristiano Ronaldo turns my special place quivery and I KNOW IABU.

KnottyLocks · 23/06/2010 18:28

Ronaldo Be ashamed! However, you have competition: you will never love him as much as he loves himself.

IPredictADiet · 23/06/2010 18:29

I used to quite fancy Alan Hansen, but have gone off him since he descended into self-parody.

I will, however, continue to mourn the day Gavin Peacock forsook MOTD2 for the church.

cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 18:35

I am ashamed of Ronaldo. I think I have excellent taste in men otherwise. He is definitely my guilty pleasure!

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 23/06/2010 18:50

I've always liked Graeme le Saux, even in this shirt. I can see the appeal with Alan H, too.

so YANBU - although YABU to call it a guilty pleasure!

I must admit to involuntarily giggling and sighing every time I see Thierry Henry do his va va voom

monkeyfacegrace · 23/06/2010 18:56

Sorry Jen, Graeme is gay

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 23/06/2010 19:00

No he isn't! Just because he reads the Grauniad doesn't mean he's gay! Does it...?

cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 19:01

Thierry Henri + va-va voom = ohhhhh yes.

monkeyfacegrace · 23/06/2010 19:02

He is Im afraid, there was a story years ago about him and another footballer getting caught at it. I think he is married now, so he is obv hiding it well

SanctiMoanyArse · 23/06/2010 19:03

So unreasonable it bloody amazes me! how could you?

Guiolty pleasure? obviously MN. And the apck of horrid but stille aten frosties cola sweets that ds bought me earlier.

Granny23 · 23/06/2010 19:03

You cannot, just cannot fancy Alan Hansen. He is from SAUCHIE ffs.!!!

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 23/06/2010 19:03

cupcakes it's phenomenal, the effect he has. I am feeling a bit giddy even now!

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 23/06/2010 19:13

I looked at Gareth Southgate the other night and thought that he had suddenly got more attractive. I NEED HELP. Mind you haven't stooped to hot pant wearer Ronaldo, so am behind others in the queue.

cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 19:23

Henri is intelligent too. And those lips. -sigh

thesecondcoming · 23/06/2010 20:13

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RuthieCohen · 23/06/2010 21:22

that Terry Henry? Yep, he'd get it.

DilysPrice · 23/06/2010 21:26

I am finding Alan very easy to resist today because I watched the pre-match interview with David James. mmmmmmm David James, brains, looks and charm combined - and he runs his car on bio-diesel!

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 23/06/2010 21:36

Ya know, cupcakes? I'm rather partial to Cristiano too. he makes me feel like a dirty old woman

Ruthie I prefer to call him Tezza Haitch

thesecondcoming · 23/06/2010 21:56

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cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 22:04

Come here and sit next to me, jenai. I have many pictures of Ronaldo topless on my hard drive...

roseability · 23/06/2010 22:17

He looks like a thunderbird. I keep expecting poorly concealed strings to emerge from his head

cupcakesandbunting · 23/06/2010 22:23

Odd as it sounds, I imagine that Alan's breath might whiff a bit.

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 23/06/2010 22:25

Sorry, I bagged hin years ago when he played for Liverpool. Agree though, the Morrison's adverts wern't his finest hour, though better than Alan Shearer

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