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to want my biscuit?

17 replies

BiiscuitFace · 21/06/2010 14:33

I only went out cos SHE asked me to i left it in a safe place and when I came back it had gone. She says she's making more but I want THAT one.

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Pingpong · 21/06/2010 14:34

here have mine

honeymom · 21/06/2010 14:34

wtf is this response to the other thread?

SoLongAsItsHealthy · 21/06/2010 14:34

Do you want to borrow my stapler?

KnickKnack · 21/06/2010 14:35

have a poke around in the bin for it

BiiscuitFace · 21/06/2010 14:35

no I ahve a stapler thank you
Do you hvae a spare biscuit?
It's an emergency

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BiiscuitFace · 21/06/2010 14:36

urgh KK that's just the sort of thing SHE would say

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KnickKnack · 21/06/2010 14:41

but just think, it will have soaked up any dregs of wine and other party detritus, mmmmmm lovely and moist with extra flavour!

JeezyPeeps · 21/06/2010 14:54

I feel your pain.

Maybe you should try and express your emotions. I find writing poetry a useful release.

WitchyWooWoo · 21/06/2010 14:57

alas my biscuit
sitting on the counter top
so yummy and crumbly
waiting for me to devour you
but she took you from me
i never got to say goodbye
so alas my biscuit
a custard cream will have to do.

(doesn't do rhyming)

lostinwales · 21/06/2010 14:59
Grin
diamondsandtiaras · 21/06/2010 15:11

I could whip you up a chocolate chip cookie if you can wait 20 minutes..........if not EAT THIS emoticon.

Downdog · 21/06/2010 15:19

D&T - ha ha ha

lazarusb · 21/06/2010 17:23

In what kind of an emergency is a biscuit helpful?

KnickKnack · 21/06/2010 17:55

lazar, a good biscuit is like chocolate...good in almost all emergencies!

lazarusb · 21/06/2010 22:19

Aaah..I see, I was thinking along the lines of plugging a leak...btw, can I substitute chocolate for vodka?

Dinkytinky · 22/06/2010 00:36

Was the poem about the biscuit???????
Ooh it's like bloody poirot tonight...

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