to want my biscuit?

[BiiscuitFace]

I only went out cos SHE asked me to i left it in a safe place and when I came back it had gone. She says she's making more but I want THAT one.

here have mine

wtf is this response to the other thread?

Do you want to borrow my stapler?

have a poke around in the bin for it

no I ahve a stapler thank you
Do you hvae a spare biscuit?
It's an emergency

urgh KK that's just the sort of thing SHE would say

but just think, it will have soaked up any dregs of wine and other party detritus, mmmmmm lovely and moist with extra flavour!

I feel your pain.

Maybe you should try and express your emotions. I find writing poetry a useful release.

alas my biscuit
sitting on the counter top
so yummy and crumbly
waiting for me to devour you
but she took you from me
i never got to say goodbye
so alas my biscuit
a custard cream will have to do.

(doesn't do rhyming)

I could whip you up a chocolate chip cookie if you can wait 20 minutes..........if not EAT THIS emoticon.

D&T - ha ha ha

In what kind of an emergency is a biscuit helpful?

lazar, a good biscuit is like chocolate...good in almost all emergencies!

Aaah..I see, I was thinking along the lines of plugging a leak...btw, can I substitute chocolate for vodka?

Was the poem about the biscuit???????
Ooh it's like bloody poirot tonight...