Because I am sure we never acquired it? How many small super bouncy balls can one family need? How many tennis balls? How many dried up felt tips and unsharpened pencils? And why did FC insist of bringing them Christmas colouring books for years running when they clearly never opened the covers? And why does Playdo turn into small rock-hard multi-coloured turds? And single gloves? And old school books with "Very good try Alex but please remember your spellings!!" written in them.
And why does my dining room look like the aftermath of a jumble sale in aid of the homeless?
And what will I do if this move falls through? I feel like a refugee already and my cat is giving me reproachful glances and my children are acting more feral than usual? Do children up and leave if they feel uneasy like cats do?