DS finally slept past 5 am this morning but I mean seriously IABU to expect my body not to wake up, I thought I would pen my thoughts!
5.03am
Umm - he is quiet - wonder why - hope he is ok - of course he is ok-go back to sleep-WHY am I awake-what?s that noise, is it him-no it is the bloody cat-shhh cat you will wake him up. Let me put on radio 5 that will help me go back to sleep, FFS they are still talking about football, this will send me back to sleep..........Damn- I need a wee - for god sake hold it- I can?t I am desperate, can?t go upstairs it will wake him, have to go downstairs but that will wake me. I will hold it.................. Nope getting really desperate. Go for a wee, creep back into bed, look at clock 5.43...............Right, shut my eyes........................MEOW, MEOW, Purring in my face, and finally cue tears from DS room, he is awake
So I missed out on 40 mins of glorious sleep which at that time of the morning it is like being attacked by a Alligator and realising it has no teeth!