Please help- bibbitybobbittyhat hates me.

[autodidact]

Is it because I is needy and emotionally manipulative?

< looks at ceiling>

///leery

< looks at 3 tits...sees 5 tits...pours another glass>

Were you there! Did I speak to you?

5tits good grief.

i want what your drinking

It's just white wine - I'm a shit drinker!

only 2 of her tis are good tbh.

you snogged everyone elenour - you slaaag

No bugger has snogged me

i kissed your lips...your other lips - you were too numb to notice - you had your hands on 3tis third tit

all 3 of my magnificent breasts are real and very very nice.

the third one comes in hand y for balancing the gin glass on. ans snugglings.

Tiedmum were you at the meet up?You had to be comatose there to participate.

Hey cust thats mean of you i want at least one of her good tits

[ponders selling this thread to the Daily Mail].

Or possibly the Sunday Sport

No, what meet up, i miss everything

I don't recall any handbaskets on the FB pics

The xmas meet up you daft bint!

hmmm. i wonder who that eleanor is? i just can't work it out. who could she be?

Damn it, i must have been asleep

sounds like you had fun

tjhis isn't a namechange - it's my footy homage.

but iof only geeks recognise it then it's fine/