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In thinking this is the CORRECT way to eat a Jaffa cake and it should be illegal to eat them any other way ??!!

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ApocalypseCheese · 10/06/2010 10:33

Nibble all around the edges, pick and eat chocolate topping, now skillfully remove orange yummy bit and balance it on finger.

The orange bit is to remain on finger until the base has been consumed, scoff orange by sucking slowly until disolved.

Then repeat.

T'is the only way

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ApocalypseCheese · 10/06/2010 22:42

And they are not soddin biscuits

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Hermya321 · 10/06/2010 22:43

I agree with OP, it's the only way. YANBU!!

CrankyTwanky · 10/06/2010 22:49

Peel off chocolate & orange bit with teeth.

Gobble up.

Throw "cake" element into bin or feed to children.

FellatioNelson · 10/06/2010 22:58

You are wrong. They need to be inserted into the mouth whole. I am not usually an advocate of this methos of eating but with Jaffa cakes it is essential.

ashcloud · 10/06/2010 23:06

Agree with OP, unless having with a cup of tea. In which case...

Dip half jaffa cake into tea. Suck off the biscuity part, then re-dip and suck off the chocolate.

Carefully grip the exposed half of organgey bit, and repeat with second half. (Requires expertise)

Finally, eat smashing orangey bit.

bran · 10/06/2010 23:15

I'm not sure I could fit a whole Jaffa Cake in, you must have better oral capacity than me FN. I expect it's all that fellatio that's made the difference.

ApocalypseCheese · 10/06/2010 23:44

ashcloud you do NOT dunk Jaffa Cakes !!

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LetThereBeRock · 10/06/2010 23:56

Jaffa Cakes aren't that big.Surely it can't be too hard to fit a whole one in your mouth?

androbbob · 11/06/2010 12:55

I can fit a whole one in my mouth if someone catches me eating them but it ruins the taste and is a waste of the one of 12 that I will eat - I.DO.NOT.SHARE.MY.JAFFA.CAKES!

PigletJohn · 11/06/2010 17:59

I used to bite the top part off first, but it's truem the chocolate HAS got thiner over the years. You can atually see through it now

and this is not just the cheap brands, same is true of McVities as it is of Tesco normal and Tesco Value (which are also not very orangey

Avoid Aldi ones as they are smaller

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