So today I get to the station to find the self service ticket machine does not like my money and spits it out as I had the right money for the ticket I was a bit stuck, I had no other coins to put in.
So train pulls in and I see ticket inspector on train so I think fine I can get a ticket from him.... I get in to the carriage he is in, walk straight up to him and say please can I have ticket from here to xxxx holding out money ticket machine rejected.
He says why don't you have a ticket, I explain that the machine would not take my money but as I saw him on the train I knew he could sell me one.
He then tells me that it is an offense to to travel without a ticket, um yes this is why I am trying to buy one and says he is going to fine me £20...
Now I do this journey every week and every week I have a ticket, I have seen no end of people buy a ticket on the train and once when I managed to lose my ticket I was able to get on from the guard on the train, so I ask why as I was clearly willing to get a ticket he was trying to fine me £20, he said I have to.
Um no you don't you can sell me the ticket I was not able to get at the station as your ticket machine would not accept the money.
Then he gets his little pad out and ask for my name and address, NO I am not going to tell you that, well I will call the police, you go ahead and do that.
You need a ticket he says, I know says I and I am trying to get one and have been since I got to the station!!!!
So this goes on and on and in the end he sells me a ticket,
Now I know I need a ticket, I always have a ticket, and I was trying to get a ticket.
AIBU TO THINK THIS WAS JUST TOO JOBSWORTH FOR WORDS,
I can not get a ticket from a machine that is not working right, there is nowhere else to get a ticket and I have got in the coach where the inspector is with the right amount of fair and said "hello I need a ticket" so I am clearly not trying to dodge a £4 fair
He then moves on to another couple of people who have got on while he is telling my I am being fined and ask them for tickets they do not have them and they do not have any money, so he tries to fine them they give him a load of stick and abuse him racially then jump off at the next stop and do a runner! AIBU in thinking this is the sort of person he should be going all jobsworth on.