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To wonder what positive contribution pedants make to society.

52 replies

AgentSpod · 04/06/2010 15:49

What is it that makes a normally quiet, unassuming person, turn into a despotic dictator cutting innocent posters down with their barbed grammatical comments?

Poor, poor patronised posters, left to rebuild their confidence without a second thought thought from these language fascists.

I ask you...what gives them the right??

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singsinthebath · 04/06/2010 16:10

Sorry X posted with marine about the split infinitives

TrillianAstra · 04/06/2010 16:14

Split infinitives are great. It wouldn't be the same if Kirk and co were on a mission 'to go boldly'.

TrillianAstra · 04/06/2010 16:16

Pedants improve the world because really, no matter how much you say you don't mind, you would rather read a post that was written well than one full of mistakes and confusing sentence structure.

TheCoalitionNeedsYou · 04/06/2010 16:19

Being right gives them the right.

Jux · 04/06/2010 16:24

I've just received voting papers for Governors for our NHS Trust. I have read through all the statements from the candidates and excluded those who have not been able to write with correct grammar and punctuation. That left two. I was allowed to vote for 4. I haven't. If you can't write grammatically or punctuate properly then you can't be a Governor of an NHS Trust. Sorry.

Sn0wflake · 04/06/2010 16:26

They make me smile.

noyoucant · 04/06/2010 16:28

Should all thread titles in this section not begin with a lower case "t" in "to....?"

Nothing wrong with a bit of pedantry. If you've been fortunate enough to have had a decent education then what's wrong with a bit of academic snobbery and brow-beating those who abuse all the rules of punctuation?!

What I'd really like to ask is am I being unreasonable to want to bring back the death penalty for repeated inappropriate use of apostrophes, especially wrongly for plurals?!

AgentSpod · 04/06/2010 16:29

Coalition, so why are pedants always arguing about what's right, (Am I correct to have used a comma there?) if they're always right??

I know all my their/they're/theres, bit crap on my loose/lose, choose/chose, but I'd feel awful if I pulled up another poster on how they'd written their OP...unless I thought they were being totally unreasonable and weren't accepting it

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noyoucant · 04/06/2010 16:35

The occasional typo or error, especially on informal online forums is one thing, but repeated poor grammar, spelling and punctuation, especially on anything official, does grate me I have to admit.

TrillianAstra · 04/06/2010 16:38

Loose/lose are completely different words: I want to lose some weight so that my clothes will be loose.

Choose/chose are present/future and past tense for the same thing. I chose to have salad for lunch today so that this evening I will be able to choose something fat from the menu.

redredwhine · 04/06/2010 16:47

I saw the following on a BBC TV News caption:
'John Smith...(from the) Childrens' Society'. Beeb should know better.

TheCoalitionNeedsYou · 04/06/2010 16:59

AgentSpod - If you don't correct someone they will be wrong forever. Some errors are like being slapped in the face. Pacific for specific etc.

AgentSpod · 04/06/2010 17:04

Praps i like bein rong coalition

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TheCoalitionNeedsYou · 04/06/2010 17:05

That does not make you any less wrong though.

AgentSpod · 04/06/2010 17:07

Hehe - true

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Katisha · 04/06/2010 17:11

One of the things that sets Mumsnet apart is the refusal to roll over and die in the face of textspeak and bad spelling/punctuation.

Have you seen other sites? They make my eyes hurt.

FunnyLittleFrog · 04/06/2010 17:22

My middle ability year 7s know how to use apostrophes so why don't the BBC?

redredwhine · 04/06/2010 18:40

Er Funny, I think it's why doesn't the BBC?

Katisha · 04/06/2010 18:51

Ironically, for pretty much the same reason as the placing of the apostrophe in Children's Society?

TrillianAstra · 04/06/2010 18:52

It depends if you are referring to the BBC as an entity in itself or as group of people.

Probably.

Katisha · 04/06/2010 19:01

The BBC is?
The BBC are?

Is, surely?

redredwhine · 04/06/2010 19:23

Must be BBC is.
BBC is single entity, like the Government.

Habbibu · 04/06/2010 19:33

There is nothing, I repeat, nothing, incorrect about split infinitives. (as others have said!)

It's quite fun to out-pedant a pedant, sometimes.

Portofino · 04/06/2010 19:35

Whatever you do, don't buy the iPod Scrabble App. I am not a fervant pedant, but it UPSETS me - it really does! I take great pleasure in beating the iPod everytime.

Habbibu · 04/06/2010 19:46

Ask Oxford on the BBC thing. Don't agree with them that split infs are poor style, mind, but that is just a matter of fashion/taste.