OP - no question, court, and papers definitely. The local paper would love it!
Cammelia - reminds me of some programme a few years back about truancy officers who managed to challenge someone who calmly replied something like 'um, actually I'm 28 and a solicitor'. Though at least in that case they had the good grace to apologise.
Going slightly off-topic, but I do find it weird how the people who have least idea about judging ages are also the most officious. I got IDd in Waitrose the other day by some jobsworth old bat when I was trying to buy a 90p bottle of cooking cider as part of an 80 quid weekly shop, with toddler, large bump and crow's feet in tow I wanted to ask her 'so is that the usual strategy of teenagers wanting to get pissed on a friday night? They go to quite some lengths these days don't they...'