i have never steppd over anyone to get to a bathroom

[Coderooo]

i just wanted that KNOWN

I have stepped over DP several times....

have oyu? wow
i havent lived

yes.....he likses to singa about spanish ladies on our landing floor....he says the lighting and acoustic are just right in there!

We haven't been to the same parties.

I have a dh, two dc's and a dog who all think any doorway is the most acceptable place to do something, top doorways are the bathroom, particularly when I need a wee and the kitchen doorway.

This is not annoying at all

stoppinattwo
lyrics to the spanish ladies song please

Is this 'thread about a thread' week?

Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish laydeees
Farewell and adieu to you layeeeees of spain

For o'ive received orders for to sail back to boston

An soooooooooooo never more shall I see you again!!!

ala the boat owner from JAWS....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=34v1hyfHXdQ

God I have.

A drunken literary agent. She was too heavy for me to move her and my bladder was full.

I have. Lots of times. In my mis-spent youth. These days I usually have to step over a sleeping cat. It's just not the same...

thank you stoppinattwo

I thoughts that's what you meant - the mental image of your dh now has me randomly pmsl to the bemusement of ds.

you've made my day

YW honeydragon

Have had to step over DS#2 from time to time when he's having an epic tantrum and refusing to move from the landing carpet.

Really? I've stepped over lots of people to get to the bathroom in the past. i think you should increase the amount of alcohol you provide at parties...

I have also stepped over many.

I once shoved ex h's feckless housemate out, too, after he was passed out in front of the toilet.

Yeah,several times. Most memorable was a drunken semi passed out man lying on the floor with a nasal hair trimmer wedged up his nose and buzzing away. But when you've gotta go, you've gotta go .

I have. They had passed out practically hugging the bowl.

I have also been stepped OVER on several occasions. It's better than being stepped on at least.

I once met a man at a party who liked to be stepped on.

Was his 'thing' IYSWIM?

And it was that kind of party

AlCrowley (now there's a name!!!), have you heard the third verse of Kirsty McColl's "In These Shoes"?

Here in case you're not familiar with it.

I once stepped over my DP. He had been out inthe piss and had fallen asleep on the bathroom floor. As I was VV pissed off with him, I made a point of bashing himbin the head with the bathroom door first in style of 'somethings blocking the door and I can't see what it is!'

Thanks. Name changed for the Christian Mumsnet invasion at the weekend as it was easier to have the same name on both sites.

Had not heard that song, very fitting. 'Dave the Chair' as this man was known, liked women in spiked heels to jump up and down on his chest!!

He was covered in scars from where the heels had broken the skin!!

"liked women in spiked heels to jump up and down on his chest" - that's mild compared with where some men like to be trodden on...

they prefer the scrotum to be the target.

Shown on TV in recent weeks, the men had no sensible explanation as far as I can recall ("I like the pain" doesn't cut it for me as "sensible"), while the women explained that a considerable level of experience was required if jumping, to lessen chances of serious damage (I'm thinking blood loss in particular, other effects of a stiletto might approximate to someone having a piercing, I suppose).

There wasn't anything else going on - simply being stamped on and paying for the privilege (at a couple of hundred dollars an hour) seemed to be what they "enjoyed".

No, not my idea of fun whatsoever.

There was a guy elsewhere at the party with one of those machines they use to shock you if your heart stops. More than one bloke requested having it attached to their scrotum.

It was all a bit hardcore for me to be truthful.