to bleach my patio twice a day?

[EccentricaGallumbits]

Dh thinks it unreasonable for me to used 5-6 bottles of bleach a week. AIBU?

Ridiculous. Never heard of it - and an utterly stupid idea. Is the CDWM woman eating off her patio?

Bleaching gets rid of mould, no reason to do it often though

Hmmm... not sure... I only bleach my lady garden once a week...

Bleaching a patio!
I never heard of this thing.

Do patio's go mouldy?! Mine is just out there, being all stoney and free of fungus. It is decorated with chicken poo, though. The rain takes care of that, however.

Yes they do-suprised yours hasnt what with the chicken poo

Also if sugar ever gets on it then it goes mouldy

Well, you learn something new every day. To be fair, if there ever was any mould attempting to grow, the hens would eat it. Perhaps that's why they've been so healthy .

I thought salt was for patios.

I used to paint our old patio with yoghurt to encourage moss to grow in the cracks.

This is a joke isn't it?

Is it a euphemism?

My neighbour hoovered her drive once. I posted about it on here, and she wasn't alone

Liz Jones (Daily Mail) used to hoover her patio.

hoovering...the...drive?
i thought thats why stiff-bristle brooms exist, for doing patio/drives?
not that i can remember the last time i did either...

um i did hoover the patio once
broke the dyson. never admitted that it was the patio wot dun it though.

on the plus sifde i don't actuallyown a bottle of bleach at all. soda crystals all the way.

My DH has OCD by proxy. Everything needs to be perfect but someone else must do the work.

my mil dusts 3 times a day

someone near us does this, but it all floods out all over the path so i have no choice but to walk through the rancid smelling stuff. and its started turning the path a light pinkish colour.

but seriously the stench is awful.

I hoover everything - patio, table, chairs, worktops etc. Sometimes hoover the DC.

Mowing the lawn is just the gardening equivalent of hoovering.

I also saw the thread title and wondered what bleaching one's patio was a euphemism for.

Ok WAIT I have to CLEAN the patio? I mean a quick sweep with a brush is not enough>???

I Hoover the patio. Sweeping and jet washing just moves the dust and grot.

Vacum patio?......I don't even sweep it!