rascism

[Jasonthunderpants]

AIBU to be offended by the lizard people on DR Who calling the humans "apes"?

If i see a big lizard person and it calls me an ape I will punch the fucker.I might have a hairy chest and be able to peel a banana with my feet but I am not a monkey.
I can do a good impresion of a pig (smell not noise) but that is as far as my animal acts go

monkey my arse

Have you been drinking?

Yes .but i was offended before I had a drink,I thought the lizard people where being a bit strong

It's because the warriors were all women isn't it Jason?

yanbu. I'ld start drafting your complaint letter now - bbc, daily mail, the queen, the news of the world...

No, you are not a monkey, that is true. Monkeys and apes are different species.

Thats just a tecnicality

They all eat bananas

YANBU Thank god I'm not the only one who was outraged at this!
I'm sending my complaint letter to the Sun..

Go on my son! Get the lizard people!

Thank goodness lizard people all stay on NetMums.

God yes. Did you see their complexion? They've clearly never heard of eve lom.

Monkeys are becoming a bit of theme on MNs. Or am I now just hypervigilant?

Only time will tell.

chegirlmonkeybutt we saw monkeys at the zoo today and apparently their arse inflates when they're ready to mate. Do you have the same talent?

Its been such a long time, I am not sure...

My arse inflates after a cheap curry from mucky alli's and a £2.00 bottle of wine fron Tesco's

Be careful near them monkeys at the zoo then

Hate to tell you this but we are apes.

I wanted to know why they went after the humans when they could have gone after the actual apes.

because the actual apes weren't doing any harm?

We are actual apes! "Ape" is not an animal in it's own right.

go on then - tell us why

There are two types of primates - basically those with a tail are monkies and those without are apes. We are primates and most of us don't have tails.

My husband has a tail.

That's why I said most of us

othermother "My husband has a tail. " - Do you mean that thing at the front? That's not actually a tail. It's for...night-time things.