DH has slept all afternoon on the settee. I have made clay models with our 3 dc's, then sorted out the jigsaw/game cupboard with them (half the puzzles have bits missing so we did all of them and chucked any with bits missing), then made a chilli for tea.
He woke up, said how noisy the dc's are, asked what was for tea and had I made any pudding? My answer? Yes they are, chilli and no. So he said he would go to Tesco and get something (in other words disappear for an hour and come back with cake!) At which point I thought sod this, and asked the kids if they wanted to go with him. Oh the look on his face, I wish I had a camera!
He's not a bad bloke, he's just got right on my nerves this afternoon and it turns out sometimes revenge doesn't have to be served all that cold! Can't wait for him to get back.