to apologise to Junglist for calling her a twat

[cupcakesandbunting]

I'm sorry for calling you a twat, Junglist, on the dog thread. Whilst I stick by my point that I could never value a dog over a child, I shouldn't have called you a twat, so for that I apologise.

she would have kicked your arse cupcakes, but i am glad she didnt get chance to.

She didn't actually say "I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN" did she?

Noooo! I was just joking about the I'm going to kick your fucking head in bit.

She just wanted a word in Cupcakes shell-like.

have I got this right?

One poster wanted to take a ruck off board and into RL?

bloody hell

somat along those lines, i cant remember exactly, but it was definately nearly that, hence the ban. Cupcakes rather charmingly declined.

blimey

it was utterly mad

Did someone say "cheese"?? [pops head up like a meercat and looks around]

Perhaps MN could set up a Fight Club topic, and issues such as the etiquette on train fare when meeting for a fight could have their own threads.

Glad everything is now being taken in a more jovial manner. Shame junglist has beeen banned though

That's a darn good idea, Milly. And we need to know which rules to adhere to during said scrap. I imagine Junglist is a Queensberry rules kinda gal.

Milly, clearly each contestant should pay their own fare to the bout, but it is behooven on the loser to pay both homeward fares.

Winner would be determined by the marquis of Mumsnet rules
i.e.
two falls
one submission
or a kick in the clunge

Clunge =

lumme! What a ruck! And to think Ididn't bother even looking at that thread because I thought it would be boring![always misses the rucks emoticon]

Sorry you've gone, junglist - I seem to remember being entertained by you recently (but my memory for MN name is Not What It Was )

I don't do fighting. I'm a laydee I am. I could hold the bucket of disinfectant and the sponge if that would help.

I saw the thread yesterday in the day it was getting quite savage. In the end it was about difference of opinions rather than much else?

I once had a conversation with a woman about dogs and babies, it somehow ended up with me saying:

'ok if you out with your dog and it fell through a bridge into a lake but at the same time a baby fell through what would you do?'

'I'd save my? dog first!'

I thought that was soooo nuts and we had a stand up row about it.

If someone has had a dog for years they become part of the furniture / family and it hard for an outsider to see any difference from a dog to a snail in the garden sometimes in the order of things.

It's a no win situation trying to discuss it I found.

Please don't let's start talking about the dog versus child thing again.

This thread is about junglist being all rock 'ard and scary and ting.

Yes did think that as I posted but no delete or edit function.

wevs - you're clearly a total shit stirrer.

CAT ME AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR HEAD IN.

(I might sign all my posts off like this forevermore)

Does anyone fancy a scrap? I'm bored shitless.

I wasn't my intention to intend, just came to mind as I read this post.

A scrap of what?

How about a scrap OF MY FIST IN UR PIE OLE?

Is anyone afraid of me yet?

bored, lets play a game

make up a name for an Australian aboriginal tribe.
I'll start

The BumDingo tribe from the Victoria desert

That's racist.

IS that not offensive to Aboriginis?