to pull a meanacing face at our friends gerbil?

[BariatricObama]

it squeaked loudly and dd got a wee fright, i pulled a meanacing face and now my friends aren't talking to me and want me to pay for pet therapy

Did you know that the tortoise has the highest coefficient of wind resistance than any other animal, even the cheetah.
Even Duncan Goodhew is poor compared to the tortoise

it sort of proves that God has a sense of humour really

at Gods joke

but Duncan Goodhew and a tortoise in the seme sentence seems to make sense in a strange way..

OldMAC how do you know this? Wanna be in my pub quiz team?

Lol.

David Cameron reminds me of a gerbil - maybe he's Dave....

I made it up.
especially the God bit

keith is definitely a hamster name.

i thought all gerbils were called arthur.

I know a gerbil poem

ROFL at guliable Pag

I am going to repeat the Duncan Goodhew tortoise fact to everyone I meet and put them on the Pag Stupid Scale

lmao @ oldmac

soz Pag, I thought the whole thread was a joke.

a sort of 'redutio ad absurdum' vis a vis the dog-kicking thread

of course I could be wrong (i usually am)

what's the gerbil poem??????
come on!!!!

possibly a good one for the dc

If you have a gerbil
and its nose is runny
dont think its funny
coz it's not

I was hospitalised by a gerbil once. You Do Not Mess with them there rodents.

OldMac.. yep, I got the dog kicking vibe but still got completely enchanted by goodhew Tortoise link. Which ups the stupidity factor humungusly

I promise to try to invent one highly dubious fact every day, and try to make them funny

and I promise to believe them every time

Did it squeak in an aggressive way, a playful way, or a sexy way?

Because if it was being aggressive, you had every right to give it the Death Stare.

If it was being sexy, you should have winked at it.

And if it was being playful, you should have wrinkled your nose at it.

FFS you always gang up on me.

IMO Keith is definitely a hamster name and if you called your gerbil Keith it would always struggle with his identity in the rodent world. Such a middle class thing to call your gerbil something so pretentious

oh alice, (patronising pat on the head)bless you.

(passive aggressive)

You're all wrong.... Colin is a cat's name. No wonder the gerbil went for her, somewhere deep in it's subconcious, it was on the African plains and she was a wildebeest.

Give your gerbil a cat's name and you're asking for trouble

I'm pretty sure you could sue... they put your DD in danger with their irresponsible namimg.

Might I suggest Gunther, Gavin or George?

bless you too shockers, you know not of what you speak.