that my sons fourth ever word is...........................

[bumpsnowjustplump]

CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He says mumma, dadda and tries to say Jessica (although it sounds more like hiya to me), but today as clear as a bell he pointed to the birthday cake I was cutting up and said cake.....

I thought you were going to say 'f**k' or something. What are you worrying about, woman!!

When DS1 was very small, he was in the car with his childminder. At a roundabout where I had had been cut up by another driver earlier in the week, he apparently chanted "tosser" in a very prim but perfectly clear voice all the way around

Yes, YABU.

Apparently my first word was "gding" (pudding) and my second word was "more".

Even worse when I got my hearing tested at the doctors they used to shake a rattle behind you to see if you reacted - I didn't and they thought I was deaf. Until the doctor banged a bowl with a spoon.

I turned around so fast I nearly gave myself whiplash

DD1's first sentance (if you could call it that) was "more cake please" :D

Hehe you ladies have made me smile. He is 14 months lady24. He also gets super excited and runs in circles if you say breakfast, lunch or dinner!!!!!

just remind yourself not to ask him what he wants for breakfast, lunch or dinner as we all know it's CAKE