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to ask DH to come home on time...

79 replies

mistressploppy · 20/05/2010 13:43

Because there is a massive spider in the bath?

DS's bathtime is around 6pm and DH is usually home by then but he knows I'm not normally bothered if he's late....

I know I should stop being a tit and just deal with it but it's HUGE, honestly....eeep

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Downdog · 20/05/2010 15:15

I don't like spiders but killing them is unnecessary and boiling water is

then again I've just recovered myself from reading the Injured Tree thread but I'm still confused by it all

Be nice to insects and spiders - what did they ever do to you?

OP YANBU to ask OH to come home on time or bath kid late - put spider under glass until then. I didn't think these spiders came indoors till September - bloody volcano!

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 20/05/2010 15:19

Cover it in pesto and let a dog in.

OrmRenewed · 20/05/2010 15:19

I am scared of the little beasties too but have always been horrified at the idea of killing them. They might have big brothers for a start!

And I touched one at the weekend! I managed to catch it with a glass and put my hand over the top to stop it escaping. Ha! See I am brave.

RunawayWife · 20/05/2010 15:27

Well done Orm you ar brave indeed.

I could not touch one no no no no no no no no

SirBoobAlot · 20/05/2010 15:28

Just turn the tap on and run. Am not frightened of spiders (although DP shrieks like a five year old girl) but the big ones with 300 legs... Ugh...

RunawayWife · 20/05/2010 15:28

The hot tap!!!!!!

WombFrootShoot · 20/05/2010 15:32

It will rain if you kill a spider. So don't do it.

pedrothellama · 20/05/2010 15:34

How about if we all come in with you for moral support?

[Hands Mistressploppy a glass and a piece of cardboard]

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 20/05/2010 15:37
olderandwider · 20/05/2010 15:37

We are all of us pathetic spiderphobes, but I bought a spider catcher and it's brilliant. Long stick with bristles on one end that open and shut when you squeeze the handle. You trap the spider in the bristles then drop the beastie outside. Humane and effective. Best £15 I ever spent.

RunawayWife · 20/05/2010 15:38

But what if you throw it out of the window and it lands on someone walking past

olderandwider · 20/05/2010 15:41

That's the fun part

RunawayWife · 20/05/2010 15:45

Shudders......I will have nightmares now about spiders falling on me from windows

megonthemoon · 20/05/2010 15:45

I'll come and move it for you. I love spiders and see it as my life's work to save them all from death at the hands of humans by releasing into the wild

Please not boiling water. NO NO NO NO NO.

Get thee a glass and piece of card and a bit of gumption, lass. They are less hassle than wasps to remove as they don't buzz around - so once in the glass they'll just hang around in there rather than buzzing annoyingly against the card and trying to escape. Alternatively get your DS to do it if he's of reasonable age - even at 18 months old my DS could get a spider on his hand and take it outside

Drivermamsstorytrain · 20/05/2010 15:54

I'm sorry if everyone thinks of me as some sort of karma challenged murderer, but just yesterday i tried to kill one. Huge thing curled up in corner of skirting board in dd's room at bedtime. Had to try to kill it without letting her know that i was terrified or indeed commiting murder. Squished with a pair of balled up socks. However the supposed corpse then disappeared whilst i turned my back. Have been in a blind panic since then that this monster is strolling around my home. There was blood on the socks but have i just injured (angered?) Him or will he have crawled away to die? Anyway don't blame you one bit for calling in the troops- your husband rather

pedrothellama · 20/05/2010 15:57

Drivermamsstorytrain

Your spider is probably tying on his bandana as we speak and plotting his revenge.

Downdog · 20/05/2010 16:00

DD's godmother brought DD (me) a book about loving spiders called "Arrgh Spider" and made me promise not to pass my fear of spiders onto DD.

As a result of my excellent efforts to date (in both reading book & not shreiking like a wally when a spider presents itself) DD really likes spiders and even likes to keep large plastic ones (the ones that freak you out when seen form corner of eye) in her pocket.

I am hoping by age 4 I can put her to work in retrieving spiders from bath etc

homebirthmummy4 · 20/05/2010 16:02

mistresssloppy cant your ds move it, i bet he would love it

mistressploppy · 20/05/2010 16:32

Hmm, I'll ask him. Probably not though, as he's only 7mo

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pedrothellama · 20/05/2010 16:33

Bath him in the sink then - problem solved

TerritorialMosquito · 20/05/2010 16:38

oh lawks. he'd eat it.

whack it with a big book, and then get a huge wad of loo roll to scrape it up with. flush.

TerritorialMosquito · 20/05/2010 16:47

lol at this thread though. I'm the sort of person that has strategically placed large books lying around the house on the floor because I've squashed spiders (and then stamped on top of the books, natch, because everyone knows that the force of a human being dropping/ throwing a dictionary onto a teeny arachnid is not reliable enough) and then can't pluck up the courage to pick them up to clear away the debris/ wipe the book clean.

I would love to be able to grab them and chuck them out, but (and I really do blame my parents for this one) my mother was petrified beyond belief, and once (i shudder even remembering) my dad had been dispatched to get a particularly large hairy monster from the bathroom, and he came downstairs with the (opaque) tub in his hands (to go outside, or so I thought), and threw the contents at me instead.

Now, to be fair, he'd already chucked the beast out of the window, but, reader, I Did Not Know That. I was about 7, but remember it as if it were yesterday. My dad, bless his heart, was mortified.

So, my kids don't realise I'm petrified lol, but they do know that daddy grabs them and chucks them out, and mummy whacks them with books (and no girly screaming, just manly whacking). Just different methods of clearing skittering critters from the house.

TerritorialMosquito · 20/05/2010 16:48

hmm, errant ^^... no idea what happened there...

mistressploppy · 20/05/2010 16:50

I do worry about passing the fear onto DS. I don't know where mine came from, both parents are totally unfazed by them.

It's still in there, by the way. Have checked.

DH has texted back to say he will be home by 6pm

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TerritorialMosquito · 20/05/2010 16:53

put a pint glass over it so it doesn't walk - and pee in the garden for the next few hours

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