to have found this hysterical?

[cupcakesandbunting]

Pushing DS (3yrs) round the supermarket in the trolley and we're chatting away, like we do when DS says "Mummy, we don't say for God's sake, it's naughty" and I say "yes that's right. It's naughty" then he says "and we don't say bloody hell either" and I said "right again!" then he goes "and we really never say fuck"

Had to turn away and bite the insides of my cheeks to stop myself from roaring with laughter. I don't think that I should find this type of thing funny

dd1's first word was bugger she's 19 next month and hates swearing I don't swear much anymore.

Yikes! What would LittleAmy say?

My son is 4

Harry: X Factor, that's a bad word
Me: No it's not
Harry: Yes it is X Factor is a bad word
Me: No it, really isn't
Harry: Yes mum, it sounds like Fuck.

when dd was little she started to ask for a fork n knife at tea time. I explained it was a knife and fork, but she persisted.

devious blighter

DH knew a boy who thought the strongest swear word ever was "INDICATE!"