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Russell Howards insult to single mums

66 replies

karro · 13/05/2010 22:40

Is it just me? Have just seen rusell howards latest show on catch up. In it he features a news sketch of nick clegg edited to make it appear he is saying he has a large cock'.
Russell then said - well that should please the single mums!

So why should single mums be more interested in large ones than any one else in society??

C'mon girls we're not having that are we??!!

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AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:15

I think it's funny

I always think RH is like a teenage boy that's just discovered internet porn

ninah · 13/05/2010 23:17

look there is nothing wrong with a big cock
used responsibly and after the nec risk assessments

ninah · 13/05/2010 23:18

heathen (whispers) ..we so ARE

IMoveTheStars · 13/05/2010 23:19

It. Was. A. Joke.

Jesus..

colditz · 13/05/2010 23:21

God I have such a crush on this man

toccatanfudge · 13/05/2010 23:21

" insinuating single mums are desperate for a man/shag, and would appreciate a large cock more than smug married."

well I am desperate for a shag and yes I do like a large cock as my exH was a huge cock (in both respects )

karro · 13/05/2010 23:26

so colditz - would you....
wonky eye and teeth and all..?

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BertieBotts · 13/05/2010 23:26

I don't even know what the attraction is. But he is very fanciable.

He also lives near me and my friends keep bumping into him, but I don't.

AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:28

karro you did phrase your first post in quite a journalisty way!

ninah · 13/05/2010 23:28

STILL don't know who he is ...

AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:29

Anyone else thinking 'Glenda Slagg' (not calling anyone a slag - just that this column is quite close to a parody column in private eye)

karro · 13/05/2010 23:33

Thanks Any... i assume thats a compliment!

Ninah you must hsve seen him - he's tall, blond, wonky eye, sticky out teeth, cheeky grin always used to be on mock the week

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BritFish · 13/05/2010 23:33

hahahahahahahahahaaa

oh wait, you're not joking?

hahahah...wait, really?

um, most comedians offensive jokes are based on stereotypes, which in the 21st century we all know are bollocks, so comedians no longer have the shock value. we all know that not all irish are drunks and not all single mothers are sluts, so making a joke about the stereotype aint offensive anymore imo.

but then im offended by people who get offended by comedy

you are silly.

he's silly too, we all know that the married people love all ze big tasty willies we can get our hands on.

oh and bad boy? really? i want to take him home and ask him what his intentions are with my daughter while mothering him intensley.

BertieBotts · 13/05/2010 23:38

Here ninah

karro · 13/05/2010 23:39

Any - you're right, very Glenda.Very funny.
What have I done.....?

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ninah · 13/05/2010 23:42

No honestly I have never
Bertie thanks for the link
no tv

toccatanfudge · 13/05/2010 23:42

"C'mon girls we're not having that are we??!!"

I'll have it - so long as I don't have to look at his face

BertieBotts · 13/05/2010 23:43

Toccata, Nick or Russell?

AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:44

I still would

toccatanfudge · 13/05/2010 23:48

either I'm not bothered as long as it's a big 'un - havent had a shag for ages..........didn't realise my marriage was about to go tits up again otherwise I'd have got a few more in at the start of last winter.....................

GardenPath · 13/05/2010 23:53

Has Nick Clegg got a big cock, then? How come he didn't use that in his pre-erection run-up? He'd have won by a landslide. I'm shallow enough to have voted for that - as I'm a single mum.
At least it would have been something to vote for as there was fuck all else to choose between them. NC's cock would've swung it for me.

"...not all single mothers are sluts..." - darn! That's just a stereotype?? I thought we were s'posed to be - do you mean I've been a slut all this time for nothing??!

AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:55

Yes they should have put it in their manifesto!

now that's what I call a hung parliament (badum tish)

AnyFuleKno · 13/05/2010 23:56

Can't believe we got so far in this thread without a hung parliament joke, to be fair. CONCENTRATE PEOPLE!

karro · 13/05/2010 23:56

someone should let russel know what his comment has started. reckon he'd love the comments on this page...

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karro · 13/05/2010 23:58

dont you mean well hung ...

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