to find it hilarious.....

[doughnutty]

when anyone says the words "number 2"

Omg I am crying with laughter at these stories esp chesgirlNOTgriffins ones

oh dear

yes to all of these

I follow through constantly, with my asseptable parenting

I frequently enter via the back passage, back door, or indeed via the trademens entrance.

and the dog has a red circular rubber toy, dh will say 'would you like me to tug at your red ring, nemodog?' and I titter away behind my laptop.

and she has a toy called a 'kong' which looks like a black butt plug and dh refers to it as a 'king dong' by mistake every time, including in front of dd and dsd.

I usually have to leave the room.

There is a town in North Scotland called Cummingstone - DH sniggered every time we drove through it when we lived up there [sigh]

Christ, I have no hope.

I roared for about an hour the other day when I discovered a customer's name was

"Mrs Wibberly" {grin]

She wasn't a small woman but tbh even if she was tiny....

HAHAHAAAAAHaaaHaaaaaaaaaa

I took a client downstairs via a staff only route and told him that 'I am taking you through the back passage but normally you will have to enter the front way' and then nearly died of laughter while he looked at me stony faced.

I nearly peed myself during assembly, when my colleague was telling a story about 'Mr Wiggly' who 'comes inside'. 'He goes ... up again ... and ... down again... up again ... and ... down again'.

I felt so sorry for Mrs Pontypine

OMG

In one of our assemblies the Head was giving out loads of certificates and kept saying "We'll give all these children the clap afterwards" so that we didn't have to endure applause for every single name.

Oh Bitter. Wish you seen me collapse in a heap at the name Mr Treblecock

(apparently its pronounced Trebiiiileco')

My boss asked a colleague if she was going dogging in her lunch break (she normally goes home to walk her dog). The rest of us were weeping with silent laughter. He had not a clue what he'd said.

my sis & I (in our 40s) can't even look at each other without giggling when our elderly mum looks out of the window and talks about having to trim her 'big pink bush'

Then it just turns to complete hysterics when she notices and makes it worse by saying things like 'why are you laughing? my pink bush is very overgrown. Isn't it beautiful, though?'

tee hee hee hee!

I'm so childish... my face is hurting after reading this

"Mr Treblecock" [unseemly sniggering]

I still snigger whenever I hear the words erect or erection, goes back to my school days when (being at an all girls school) we used to giggle uncontrollably if a teacher used them in some context or other. I work in property now so someone is always talking about erections or something being erected. It does brighten my day up.....

I can't help sniggering when I turn to the page in Nigel Slater's Real Food where there is a recipe for "Peter Gordon's Muffaletta"

big jobs
I am so childish.

There is a street in our nearest city called The Butts which causes much amusement between me and DP

"Do you fancy going up The Butts?"

re: taxi/getting a lift "Did he take you up The Butts?"