Zombie Attack or in the event of a Tory Govt
My plan of action would be to barricade all doors and windows and not go out. I would take all internal doors off their hinges and nail them across doors and windows, the fridge would be against the back door, bookcases across the patio door, dining table upended and leant across them. I would remove all lightbulbs incase a split second moment of forgetfulness caused me to alert the zombies of my presence. For the same reason all electrical items would be unplugged, a clock radio blaring out suddenly would be stupid ( if the electricity is still working). I would use the wind up radio to listen for news (quietly) and surround my self with heavy objects such as pokers, but GOING OUT would not be an option. I would ration food and water and stay quiet.
Also what I would like to happen is that having never fired a gun in my life I become an instant crackshot when I acquire one. I also know without being told how to reload in a split second whilst running. This is a skill I might need.
NOT THAT I WOULD GO OUT THOUGH!
I would also NOT GO OUT unless being dragged out by my ankles by flesh eating zombies because they have breached my defences.
The reason they have breached my defences is because they know I am there because I have knocked over piles of metal saucepans onto a tiled floor, a clock radio has blared into life because I did not unplug it and my bloke and I have been having a constant screaming argument because being very, very, very quiet has not occurred to us. The argument would be about him wanting to GO OUT without a plan, supplies, weapons etc whilst I was wearing heels and a little black dress to another 'safe' place and me not wanting to GO OUT and leave the perfectly safe place we are in.
I would also pour olive oil and Fairy Liquid down the outside of the drain pipes in case of climbing zombies (you can't be too careful).
Sorry - what was the thread again