to use the word fucking many times in the following post?

[EccentricaGallumbits]

I have fucked up my fucking dissertation again.

3000 fucking words that are crap and need fucking rewriting. again. I have no fucking idea what i'm supposed to fucking do.

I have fucking hayfever and want to pull my fucking eyes out of my fucking head.

I have fucking exams next fucking week and the fucking revision is not going well.

I'm so fucking tired I feel fucking awful.

I am a bit fucking stressed. and I am never going back to fucking school ever again.

fucking horrible H won't get me wiiiiiiine

Your H may be acting in your best interests. Wine tonight doesn't necessarily make for a productive study day tomorrow....and this is coming from someone who knows! I work full time and study full time and have uni deadlines looming..... . No wine on school nights for me, which means basically never at the moment! Hope you get your uni work sorted.

Have some chocolate instead?!

EG how are you today?

Have you got wine?

Local honey is a good remedy for hayfever. It has to be made locally though.

Can't help you on the dissertation because I said on an earlier thread of yours, I is thick and don't know nuffin other than about houses.

Does this mean i can say fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, and not get in trouble

Oh dear, sounds like the fucking fucker's fucked the fucking fucker up

Hope it's lokking better today and it's always easier to edit what you've written rather then starting with nothing.

productive day today so less profanity.

i have warned Dh and the DDs they may want to move out for a couple of weeks as I'm very nasty to be around atthe moment.

DH response? What's new.

Cheeky fucker.

still have no idea what to do with the fucking awful dissertation though.

Wine and antihistamines do not mix. Though to quote the late Dudley Moore in "10," "You could have fooled me."

What is the formatting problem you are having trouble with? Maybe it would help you sort it out in your own mind if you put it into words.

Quercetin is said to be very helpful with hayfever.

So fuck, how's the fucking prep for the fucking exams fucking going?

As for fucking DH, he can go fuck himself if he can't be fucking nice.

I can't fucking help with a fucking dissertation, but fuck, I can help with the fucking if you need more fucking help with that.

Quite fucking theraputic isn't it

very fucking liberating.

revision going rather well. although side effects from fucking drugs is transient euphoria so i may be fucking depressed again shortly.

'Late' Dudley Moore? when? how the fuck did i not know that.

Yeah, died in 2002!

BTW I apologize for not getting into the fucking spirit of the fucking thing earlier. If it makes you feel any fucking better I have to do an 18,000 - 20,000 word rewrite on the first quarter or so of a fucking book and I am a fucking failure and I fucking hate myself and everyone else right now.

Hmm . . . that DID feel pretty fucking good!

cupparooibos - that's much fucking better, quite fucking frankly, your earlier post was a fucking disgrace!

EG - I'm fucking glad it's going rather fucking well... transient fucking euphoria - do you wanna share your fucking stash? Don't even think about the fucking possibility of being fucking depressed later...

Where the fuck have you fucking been? - Poor Dudley Moore has been dead longer than your fucking dissertation has fucking taken!!

[Grin]

It was sad when DM died - it was a nasty illness and he was far too young

Get some loratadine and listen to some Fuck Buttons, Holy Fuck or Fucked Up.

Or the long deleted conehead album "You Fuckers Fuck"

And watch THIS scene from The Wire:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM&feature=player_embedded#!

fucking loratadine isn't working.
it is much better today - maybe the steroids or maybe the weather.

Maybe the weather - sunshine is also theraputic

Why don't you ask some wise MN'er to help with your dis. you've had offers!!

Or put it away until after the exams, focus on them!

Good Luck!!