The Crime?
1)Turning up without an appointment.
2)Hammering on my door and ratting the letterbox instead of ringing the doorbell like any other fucker.
3)Being pushy and pointing out the electric meter for me. Would I really not know where my own electric meter was?
4)Demanding access to my kitchen to get the gas reading.
AIBU to tell him to fuck right off as I submit my readings online?
Actually, I wasn't rude to him but I wanted to be.