to feel a bit sick because...

[ElleBing]

DH has just come downstairs from his bath and is now draped across the sofa in just a pink towel wrapped around his bottom half in what I think he thinks is a sexually alluring pose?

It's not sexy, sweetie. It's a pink towel and you're draped across the sofa like Peter Stringfellow. This is not making me want to have sex with you.

AIBU?

Methinks you need to rid him of that towel! Pronto! ;)

Yuck no. Why do so many men think that a glimpse of enthused tackle is going to make a woman wild with desire?

....and the OP's gone

My DP hangs towels off his after a shower to laugh me into bed. Works better than posing on the couch (although I get away with that one).

BoF so does my DP!!!!

I think he is being U for not wearing a Peter Stringfellow thong with that pink towel.

You misunderstand me, ladies.

The tackle is not "enthused". It looks quite fed up tbh. Dh seems to suddenly have a very 1980s Jilly Cooperish idea of what I might find sexy.

Perhaps a picture of Javier Bardem topless pinned to the fridge will help him out.

Fed up tackle even less thrilling. I am shocked at him! Tsk

Surely a 1980's towel would have been peach... or trimmed in M&S 'Edwardian Lady' chintz

It's not the towel that's 80s so much, more the pose and the scantily-cladness of DH.

I seem to remember accidentally seeing a lot of that soft-porn that was on C4 in the 80s and all of the men attracted women by reclining on chaise-longues and stuff.

Like this:

www.plagueofthemullet.com/images/mullets/peter_stringfellow300.jpg

Completely unreasonable.

Wrapped in a pink towel, with a possible flash of a shriveled pair of prunes is the best we can do once the shackles of marriage & kids have kicked in.

Oh no that link is just too much.. he has such old looking feet. And that tan...yikes

Eeuuuugggghhhh... (at your link)
Is he trying to sexually arouse you or is he just 'very comfortable' in your presence?
If he's attempting to excite you... you may need to give him some tips!

my dh hangs his towel as well. and poses and swings it about!!!!

we are all sooo tortured by utter non sexiness aren't we

Ellebing Stringfellow made me barf my lunch back. Complete slimeball. Wrong on SO many levels.

I am gutted I thought it was just my dp who balanced the towel off his knob.

I wish my dp was lounging all soaped up and semi naked on the couch.

He should whip off the towel and smack you on the bum with it.
That'd get any lady swooning.

?! wukter LOL

What can I say? I have a very Benny Hill sex life

pmsl at the mental image of the OP sitting opposite her DH as he does his best alluring pose, while she just ignores him and types scornfully on her laptop!

And now, wukter, I have that tune in my head. Thank you.

my bf wanted that tune for first dance at our wedding.

Did he want to chase you round the dance floor, gurning and making squeezing motions with his hands... with your dress hitched up so your garter was visible?

I've got a great mental image of a Benny Hill wedding