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to enjoy being naked in my own home

18 replies

AvrilF · 01/04/2010 11:04

DP keeps objecting to me wandering about our front room in the nude because we live in quite a busy street and all the neighbours can see.

I object to this - surely one can be naked in their own home!

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PuppyMonkey · 01/04/2010 11:05

Avril F Nice one.

SheepInWolfsClothing · 01/04/2010 11:06

Well, I suppose it depends how you feel about the he neighbours getting an eyeful. Some of them are bound to be perverts and it's only a matter of time before you catch one cracking off over the sight of you putting the washing in the tumble dryer.

MrsFullyautomatix · 01/04/2010 13:09

With the kind of arctic conditions we are having I am finding it difficult with 10 layers let alone naked. Have you got a blast furnace at home or something ?

Pikelit · 01/04/2010 13:13

Not bad for a Thursday.

mistlethrush · 01/04/2010 13:19

SiWC - it doesn't really work when you all pile in on the same thread - but I think that you're hooked anyway!!!

coldtits · 01/04/2010 13:22

I'm quite frequently naked in my own home, and it's been quite effective in ensuring my continued internet sharing arrangement with my neighbours.

Pikelit · 01/04/2010 13:23

Try and avoid expressions like "cracking off". It's a real giveaway. "Wank" would have been more credible.

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 01/04/2010 13:26

Dear oh dear, hasn't CUK let you lot back in yet?

mistlethrush · 01/04/2010 13:29

Pikelet - but they probably can't use that word on CUK so have got used to using euphemisms...

jabberwocky · 01/04/2010 13:38

lol at trolls on April Fools' Day!

Malificence · 01/04/2010 13:44

I'm naked now , just given the bin men a terrible fright , my white bits are so white! I've never had such a fabulous tan, and that was with factor 50.

Pikelit · 01/04/2010 13:44

Ah yes, misthethrush, these are the boys who hadn't realised how to get Scunthorpe past a spot of BB code.

confuddledDOTcom · 01/04/2010 13:58

I used to live on the 7th floor, no curtains as I didn't think I needed them, it was nice to have full open windows. I also like to be naked at home (I have Raynaud's too - just for the benefit of those who like to wrap up!)

No one told me when or how the windows got cleaned... First I knew was a man abseiling past my window!

SheepInWolfsClothing · 01/04/2010 14:06

I figured Avril was one of you....

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 01/04/2010 14:09

I think Avril is one of us?

confuddles -

mistlethrush · 01/04/2010 14:13

But MrsFA is one of you isn't (I assume)(I can't be bothered to have a look at your site, sorry, but have passed it on as an interesting site for DH to have a look at) he?

SheepInWolfsClothing · 01/04/2010 14:16

Yes, I believe MrsFA is one of us.

Actually we have a window cleaner who occasionally pops up out of nowhere, and we never close the bedroom curtains, it's only a matter of time before he gets more than he bargained for.

mistlethrush · 01/04/2010 14:19

SiWC - well, you might find that you have an influx of potential new posters... a number of us appear to have dh's as IT contractors - or even, shock horror, be IT contractors themselves!

Window cleaners do seem to make a habit of turning up at the window at the most inconvenient times. And the first you know of is is the sound of the wet sponge on the window...

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