AIBU to expect my dh to do as he's told.

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I am frantically getting ready to go on holiday and I have asked dh many times to top up dd's mobile on-line. I asked him again 5 minutes ago and he said OK.

I just walked past him while he was sitting at the computer and instead of topping up the phone he was looking at pictures of Katie Price.

AIBU to pinch him really hard.

I'll get all "excited feminist" when I've had refreshments. Unfortunately dp is useless at obeying the screeched demands for more tea. Why won't he do what he's told, I wonder?

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you are pissing about internet.so is he

UQD - very unhappy that you have compared Johnny Depp with Jordan. May I suggest Peter Andre as a better comparison!

Feel that lovely Johnny has been tainted somehow.......

BTW I didn't mean compare Andre with Depp - that's just WRONG!

I don't think that any suggestions of domestic violence were made without a tongue firmly wedged in cheek.

Katie Price, though? He could probably do with a slipper around the head if only to make his brain work again, same way you might slap the top of a PC monitor to stop it flickering.

JOKE. Don't get onto my back, equal rights dullards.

I'd like to slap UQD for besmirching my Johnny.

Look, I named the first brainless himbo I could think of. It doesn't really matter who I chose... The point stands!!

Johnny isn't brainless! He's that rare package of sexiness, intelligence and humour.

And I know all of this from the 5 or so minutes I saw of him on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross.

Brainless Himbo - how very dare you !

UQD how DARE YOU! I take back that you're the First Stroppy Atheist in my heart. Johnny's brilliant.

And yes, I would smack DH in the arm for such but he'd do the same to me, so back off you feminists!

Brainless Himbo???! I think not. I submit his performance in 'fear and loathing in las vegas' as evidence to his non-himbo-ness.

I haven't been so outraged for a very long time!!!!!

Pinch him? WHat are you, 3?

Just reset all his passwords and internet access to cbeebies only when he is not looking.
Infinitely more satisfying.

Elle - when was he on Wossy? I missed it

Apologies to the Deppy-lovers. I genuinely couldn't think of an equivalent male!

depp.nope who wants kate faggy moss sloppy seconds

scottishmummy- johnny depp went out with KM when he was young.

Since then he's been an exemplary sleb husband and father, and in addition to that his 'down low' charity work and support for GOSH is, well, ovary twanging.

In addition to that I know people who have met him (in a professional capacity) in 'real life' and according to them he's a totally nice guy, a true gent - who tries to live as normal a life as possible.

I WILL NOT have a word said against him

yep,and he gave GOSH a sizeable donation.but eugh faggy haggy moss

Random bizare coincidence. DW has just told me that Johnny Dep was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. I lost spent a month of my life working in that town in an aluminium rolling mill.

I am not surprised Johnny Dep left.

He's not with faggy haggy moss now. And really, she did only become 'grubby' after they split up.

I'm fairly sure that he dumped her.

You 'cannae' (appealing to your cold scottish heart) dismiss him on the basis of who he dated when he was a young man.

His actions as a husband and father speak for the kind of man that he is, and he aint a 'himbo'

no problemo with depp as such but moss is rough as dawg heid

and on serious note he made GOSH sizable contribution

just the faggy one gies me wet boak

Isn't he married to Vanessa Paradis now? I really liked her album of 199? Twas produced by Leeny Kravitz and there was no hint of private hire carriage upon it.

BTW Leeny Kravitz is Lenny's twin brother and silent partner in record production.

LOL,what a great post and double entendre leQ