to be a bit miffed that I'm being punished over ex stuff?

[bintofbohemia]

We've been having a clear out and things have come up, letters, photos etc from exes. I've just binned a shedload, but DH has got something in his head about an ex of mine and as a result has been all distant and withdrawn from me for the best part of a week. I found some stuff from one of his exes too, which wasn't nice, but I had a word with myself and got on with it. He's barely talking to me, sleeps as far away from me as possible, and it pisses me off. I know it's hard, but I've been essentially shut out in the cold all week and it doesn't seem fair.

"darling, how I fondly recall our loving days together. and all that lovely bumsex....."

Though it makes me feel grubby, I so want to know what it was too.

But surely you wouldn't write about backdoor shenanigans or the like in a love letter?

Or did I miss out on the pre 'sexting' craze?

Gibbon omg you so missed it

Darling,

I wanted to take this opportunity to say how much i love you, and our bum sex sessions. I will never meet another like you..

TLE

ROFL - YOU LOT!! I hate to disappoint you all (and no doubt the lurking journos looking for bumsex porn threads) but it was way tamer than that. It wasn't about a particular depraved practise that I'm denying him - rather just something to do with the amount of times the deed was done with a particular person - and I saw soemthing from an ex of his banging on (no pun intended) about what a great shag he is [wheres the vom emoticon when you need it?] which of course he is but you don't want to hear someone else say it really, do you...

ahh, is he still in a strop tho?

well I learnt about tea bagging anyway!

I think we're sorted porca - I gave him a good talking to and normal service seems to have been resumed.