AIBU to want Sophie Dahl as my new best friend?

[helyg]

OK, I know it is all contrived, pretentious telly rubbish, but I still want to be her friend.

In fact, I'll eat all 5 of her spare chocolate cherry pot things, just to show I care.

I will however unfortunately look like an oompa loompa standing next to her...

I think she looks insane whether fat or thin. She's just too 'dahling' cutesy, wispy, willowy, snesuaously squishing cheese for my liking. Nigella can pull that shit off because she's sexy and voluptuous and obviously actually enjoys food (and can cook) but sophie dalh - nah. And 'the delicious miss dahl'? Puketastic.

snesuaously?

WTF?

sensuously

compelled to write on this after watching last week's effort on sky+ and am MAD
I'm not sure I can watch any more of this drivel.....
the Recipes are okaaaay...
but i'm so fed up with the culture shite aesthetic crap that is added on....i don't want to hear her reading excerpts from a book...or her sitting at a station harping on about the romance of a train station....
F*&^ OFF!!!
And as for her bambi eyes at the camera......
I actually think i'd have fallen in love with her too helyg if it wasn't for the added on extras.

IT'S A COOKERY PROGRAMME [ANGRY]

Oh I like her and enjoy the programme - she is quite astonishingly lovely to look at.

Yes, she is very lovley to look at, so is an E Type Jag. Doesn't mean it/she can cook though......

As I said before, massaging cheese like that? Sex sells. I wonder how many man folk are watching for her "cooking tips"

Ooooh can I add an interesting fact
Sophie Dahl is Roald Dahl's granddaughter, and little Sophie from the the BFG is based on Sophie when she was young.
Ahh, I amaze myself at the wealth of shite knowledge that fills my head....

I just caught DH watching this. When I started being scathing about her he got into a huff and set it to record instead to watch on his own. He says he likes her food, yes, DH, her food is what you like isn't it...

What next Vinnie Jones does Super Nanny?

Bumperliciouzzzzz Let's see what he cooks for you then? A recipe of hers? Unless it involves snake of the trouser variety, I doubt you'll see one single dish!!!