for having a ridiculous crush on the character Malcolm Tucker.

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Please tell me I am not alone.

It is specifically the character, not the actor himself {no offence to Peter Capaldi). I like the grumpy sweary man.

I want him to call me an omnishambles.
I need to be called an omnishambles.
I deserve to be called an omnishambles.
I'm a naughty omnishambles.
I am, I am......

And this is from me....who successfully bollocked a stroppy swaggering Manchester policeman when I was only 19.

Sometimes he looks sexy and sometimes he morphs into Frank Skinner. Frank S is not sexy so I'm not sure how that works

ooh what do you think of this? [twirls] Thanks minouminou

He is fab, I used to work up there and I would have loved to work for him.

He could call me a fucking faffer anytime he wanted to...

Yabu....He is ok looking..but swears too much....

Swearing is best in the bedroom....

Ohh, look I can't spell...

My DH never swears, I seldom swear (usually when I'm on my own) but when he does is I laugh.

I like both Malcolm Tucker and Peter Capaldi.

For those who like Chris Addison, he does a funny news discussion on Radio Five Live on a Sunday. It's pretty good.