To want to scream GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!

[SuperSmartMum]

To all the women making fools of theselves by inventing some rape angle in the 'Pepsi' advert thread. It's an advert - she makes a move on the man.

End of discussion.

Close the thread, step away from the computer and at least pretend to have a life.

I am very Curious Cola about about your motives, shocker..

As usual, pag says what I was going to say, but with fewer grammatical errors. (shakes fist in paggy's general direction)

MadameDefarge, does your solicitor accept le(mon)galade?

under the wire, tethers, just under the wire....very limber of you...

yes, pag.

you may smack her.

god I spent bloody hours, well seconds at least, trying to do lemon legalade earlier...

And I can't think of any more sodding drinks

What's that posh herbally stuff?

I was sitting back (with popcorn) waiting for the big kick off to escalate and now you lot have all gone witty on me and changed the whole tone of the thread.

No fun

Blimey Cheerful. Never been accused of being grammatical before...

Here Hully - have some fruit to suck and help you with your pun hunting. Think of it as lemonade...

[yay]

And that's supposed to help? What exactly was your Ame?

yabu

It was my pleasure.

Remember to keep Tab(s) on your search, pag.

I think you should all listen to your elderflower cordials and betters

I think I'll fruit shoot first and ask questions later

does no one like it?

'Tis marvellous Madame.

Personally, I think this OP was written out of malice and Sprite.

I've seen some barking OP's in my time

This ones up there

why thank you, toot!

And yes, yours is marvellous too!

Hully, Madame, Vinny, Toot, Pag, Tether, Jamie? (is Jamie involved yet?) Are you there? Are you seven up?

Ha. Ha.

Oh God, that is truly the best I can do. Hides face in shame.