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to be quite chuffed that a policeman called me back to ask me what colour my eyes were?

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:48

was in rush to get to House of Commons for mn tearoom.

asked policemen standing at one entrance where to find the entrance i was looking for.

they gave me directions...i went on my way, then one of them called me back. my heart sank as I always feel bit nervous around police/customs etc even though have no need to.

and then the cheeky bugger asked me what colour my eyes were v flirtatiously (he was rather nice looking too).

cheeky of him. but actually I was massively chuffed as am feeling pregnant and huge and definitely not in any way attractive atm.

should i consider it an affront to my civil liberties or feminist heart?

still grinning thinking about it.

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heQet · 12/03/2010 18:49

no affront. It's nice to be flirted with.

I imagine.

doubleinstructions · 12/03/2010 18:50

A complete affront,you lucky thing!!

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:50

oh heqet...i wish you some cheeky policemen tomorrow!

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:51

he was a naughty naughty boy

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heQet · 12/03/2010 18:55

Did he take down your particulars?

(Well, someone had to say it!)

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:57

pmsl...this could v easily go carryon i am aware.

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:57

they were scary gun toting ones too...whoooar (sophable loses all credibility on mn once and for all)

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heQet · 12/03/2010 18:58

oh yes, his helmet...handcuffs...let's be having you...

The possibilities are endless.

itsmeitsmeolord · 12/03/2010 18:58

Did he wave his truncheon at you?

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 18:59

no and unfortunately he didn't cuff me either...

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itsmeitsmeolord · 12/03/2010 18:59

was his gun... ya know.... loaded??

heQet · 12/03/2010 18:59

his truncheon, his weapon...

I'm getting into the swing of it now

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 19:00

itsme it was huge AND loaded...

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itsmeitsmeolord · 12/03/2010 19:00

did his gun go off accidentally??

SirBoobAlot · 12/03/2010 19:01
Envy
doubleinstructions · 12/03/2010 19:03

I'm not supposed to snigger-bang goes my grown-up credentials

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 19:03

it was the calling me back 'excuse me miss'...so erm, forthright...his colleague looked taken aback!

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LittleSilver · 12/03/2010 19:03

snigger

said · 12/03/2010 19:04

Are you sure it was his gun or was he just pleased to see you. hur hur

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 19:06

nor did he offer to pin me to the wall and conduct a full body search [fans face]

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heQet · 12/03/2010 19:07

Aw, were you hoping for a quick frisk?

itsmeitsmeolord · 12/03/2010 19:07

Ooooh sophable, was his gaze arresting?

Were you mesmerised by his shiny helmet.... gggaaaaaarrggh! A step too far in the smut stakes!

itsmeitsmeolord · 12/03/2010 19:08

at quick frisk.

Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 19:09

fuck heqet i misread that last word for a minute and gasped!

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Heathcliffscathy · 12/03/2010 19:10

you see, helmet doesn't do it for me at all...it's all about the guns!

[blanches at fact that am anti-war, anti guns pacifist pinko]

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