to think DH should not be cyber stalking me

[WifeofFatherOfTwoBoys]

I just went to open -another- bottle of wine and came back to the PC to see DH had started an AIBU. About me. Outrageous.

He claimed he had to "work" but then I see this.

AIBU to cut the sleeves off all his clothes and definitely NOT share the wine with him?

[bumbling]

My Dh can't drive and it really, really annoys him if you do that lock the doors, drive two yards thing a few times when you're out and about. That's one of my favourites. The bin thing works too, if you hold just long enough for them to stop thinking it's funny and put their cross, now-you're-taking-this-too-far-and-being-silly face on.

[heQet]

Yes. And apparently they marry someone like their father, so I hope you are setting a good example!

[differentID]

marking my place.

[posieparkerfuckityfuck]

I love LeQueen....is it really MrLequeen?

[WifeofFatherOfTwoBoys]

Bin thing tricky as we're in flats with rubbish room literally across the corridoor from our front door but I like the thinking....

Actually it could be possible as he likes to put the rubbish out in his underwear

[thumbwitch]

YABU to want to damage his clothing - why waste the scissors on material? Shave his eyebrows off instead and paint girly ones on with waterproof eyeliner.

[teaandcakeplease]

thumbwitch

[posieparkerfuckityfuck]

Flat does not equal LeQueen....

[bumbling]

Now you're getting there WifeOf - underwear is good. A small but creative, playful trick every now and then will work wonders for your relationship!

LOL ThumbW.

[WifeofFatherOfTwoBoys]

Sadly I am not LeQueen or any other MN royalty.

Also sorry...wine is making spelling go a bit

[posieparkerfuckityfuck]

Does he have his own car? If so prawns in his air con!! This only works if you never go in his car!

[FalafelAtYourFeet]

Has this sort of thing happened before a few years back or am I imagining things?
Only before I think it was proper bickering and there were some v angry words said (not same posters though)

[FatherOfTwoBoys]

Wife of...you have an interesting imagination...maybe we should meet.

thumbwitch....you sound a little too excessive!!

ladies - do you really treat your men this way?

[teaandcakeplease]

LOL Posie!

No I don't do that to my man, although he does deserve it

[bumbling]

Oh Yes WifeOf taught us everything we know. She's a goddess on domestic/partner issues on Mumsnet. We all know her real codename and she's revered here for how to keep a bloke under the thumb without him cottoning on and putting him through his paces at home.

[WifeofFatherOfTwoBoys]

Nice tought posie, but as it's my car I think I'll pass. I'd like to try growing cress on his keyboard but it gets too much use....maybe next time he's away or ill for a few days.....

[thumbwitch]

FOTB - come on now, where's your sense of humour?

[bumbling]

Your missus is Mumsnet's DP/DH whisperer...

[JackBauer]

I'm waiting for SonofMotherAndFatherofTwoBoys to find this thread.

For shame that none of you have status's (statii?)

[FatherOfTwoBoys]

status's?

[TragicallyHip]

JackB What is this status thing?

[Clarissimo]

OP I fear introducing Dh to Mn, albneit unintentionally, may prove to be annpying

I introduced Dh to facebook, he is now sat upstairs chatting to reandom fellow students all night...

hmm

[electrofagz]

Well, my dad (of all people) found me on Facebook and told me

[WifeofFatherOfTwoBoys]

Clarissimo - but everyone knows that FB is the work of the devil!

I don't mind men on MN...just object to DH sneakily finding out my nickname then trawling through my posting history like some kind of paternalistic voyeristic twunt

So now I have to namechange just when everyone was getting to know me

[JackBauer]

Oh fgs. Put your mouse over my name and wait!