.. is a bloody bargain actually.
And it's not just any old rusty spanner you know, philistines. It's a vintage objet fucking d'art.
AIBU to be not a tiny bit peeved at the frosty reaction from Mumsnet to my online "emporium"? If anything I'd have expected an entrepreneurial mummy with a tad get up and go would be applauded on here?
I mean how else am I expected to keep the kids in ginsters and those fruit tube thingies. I'm not cancelling my subs to bumsex.
You can all bally well feck orf.