to think you should all kiss my arse and call me mother?

[Rhubarb]

C'mon I need distracting here!

OOs that geezer who sings in that there album, that one that's a bit Irish like? Fat bloke?

mother

look at MY thread in aibu

it will distract you

Do you mean Mumford ~& Son?

Or "The Commitments Soundtrack"

Eh? Rik Waller?

kiss you arse?

ya never u
as you are wonderful rhubarb

Yeah! What thread mamag?

He's ok looking but not really my type. I got the album and it's ok, but I wish the other songs were a bit more funky.

I might get elbow next.

He's chunky too.

Guess what I did once?

did you once make up a dance to an aha song?

omg AHA

Oh fuck off! Custy mate, have you seen my shat thread? Shit mate there is fucking weird stuff going off here.

And I actually meant when I referred to the Natkional Trust as the National Front whilst working with the Red Cross. By accident! It just came out! I was mortified - as was eveyrone else.

Nah, she got an Anita Dobson perm

Shit! chat thread!

Shat thread? lol

voila its got jam, brooms and swearing

It's like the perfect MN thread MamaG

Rhubs.

Where is you? Hope you're not drinking from the bottle?

she's gone for a slash

As long as she's not a smoker and has crept out without me

Yeah, I went for a slash and a can. I've finished the wine and am now drinking Stella and my typing is still excellent!

God isn't slash an AWFUL expression?

Dammit. I am previewing at least twice to maintain some semblance of still being able to type

I suppose, Madam MamaG, that you would also consider 'grots' to be a disgusting name for ones undies?

Heaven knows what you would make of the term 'shart'

eeewwww at grots

that is horrid

Now shart I can cope with (not literally)

Ah. Now you speak my language. (ref DT on other thread)

OMG David Tennant on You Tube. Look it up NOW

That'll take your mind off ANYTHING

tennant is a twat

agree custy

He is not a twat if he distracts Rhubs

The OMG you tube thing got me onto him....Had met him in RL prev and thought, nooo you can't be the new Doc )swoom at Chris Ecclestone)

And then got sent the youtube link...sigh