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To think FIL is digusting for constantly farting loudly in company?

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Yvonne2010 · 01/03/2010 13:22

He can fart all he likes on his own but is it too much to expect him to show some respect for me and everyone else by not farting around us? I really don't want to breathe and smell air that has up his backside and we aren't talking silent but deadly, these are loud farts. He doesn't have a medical problem and his family say nothing. He is pretty normal in every other way and has a professional job - he just seems to think better out than in. I hate it.

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tethersend · 01/03/2010 14:08

Surely a polite "Pull my finger" should suffice?

Size0HereICome · 01/03/2010 14:22

LMAO @tethersend

DH finds it amusing to pretend to be revving up a motorbike when he does it

tethersend · 01/03/2010 20:56
bernadetteoflourdes · 02/03/2010 03:10

Is you FIL Gordon Brown? (Sorry couldn't resist that, it just followed on from another thread.) When he next comes around tell him you have developed an allergy to his methane and give him a big box of matches and get him to deflate alfresco.

MadamDeathstare · 02/03/2010 03:36

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MuddyMamma · 02/03/2010 09:53

my IL happly share their gases while i openly cringe.
My partner decided to sit on my back a few years back and do a massive fart. least to say, once i was finished with him he couldnt sit down without pain for a good while.
My DS 19mnts stole my brothers fart machine. Now you have to watch your back cos he will run up, put it aganst your bum,and press a button, then run away squealing with laughter.

Kathyjelly · 02/03/2010 09:59

Yukk. Revolting. YANBU.

Insist on opening all the windows and doors especially on frosty days.

Kathyjelly · 02/03/2010 10:00

Or find a particularly sickly perfume and spray him with it ever time he lets rip.

Yvonne2010 · 04/03/2010 00:10

Offer him a charcoal buscuit - haha! That would be so satisfying.

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