to think this is a genuis name for shower gel

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You saw it here first, ladies.

I am not making this up

A friend of mine is currently on holiday in Spain and they sell this at her local supermarket.

I have, obviously, asked her to stock up on my behalf, because I don't quite think I can bring myself ever to use anything else ever again.

Not an AIBU at all, but couldn't think of a faster way to bring this momentous discover to the general attention of mumsnet-at-large.

No need to thank me.

ooh where is dualing fanjo, she will love this!

might have to source this out next time i pop over on hols.

Actually, now I've seen this (mouth-based yeast infection, anyone?) I am starting to ask myself if this company is actually for real.

Would YOU brush with this?

I need me some of this good sheeet

Thinking of starting a petition for them to stock their products in Blighty

Snurk.....have just spat drink over my keyboard laughing at this.

Not sure on the toothpaste though.

Over here there are some liquorice sweets called Spunk.

Wonder if you should spit or swallow them?

The handcream is called I AM HAND which is kind of surrealist.

How weird. Today I went to the supermarket and saw all these things "in the flesh" for the first time, and then came back and came across this thread.

An unfortunately named Finnish bread product

I am pleased to announce that my pelvic floor exercises are clearly working, as I did not PMSL although I did nearly choke on a chocolate truffle (that did not have a funny name).

Handcream with a purpose

An even more unfortunately named insect repellent

Candy for the not so well endowed

Fanjo fresh! Love it. What I really adore is when I'm out in public and something very MN (like this) happens to make me snigger and I wonder who else around me is an MNer.

Fanjo sorbet
snurk snurk
classic

reminds me of when powergen launched its italian website "www.powergenitalia.com"

That is fantastic, MumNW

Now see what you've made me do- laughed so hard, I woke the baby up.

When you're having your period, is it still ok the use the Fanjo, or is it on a break for those days?

"Wonderful tingling freshness for hot days." That's got to perk you up better than a cup of tea, hasn't it?

(That reminds me, Original Source Mint shower gel is surprisingly zingy if you're not careful where you put it )

Loving the 'Fanjo Douche Gel'. That's hilarious.

Also, whoever named that bread product deserves an award.

ok, on the same site we have oral thrush!!!

"When you're having your period, is it still ok the use the Fanjo, or is it on a break for those days"?

No that's when you use the red bottle SayHitisntSo

has no amusingly-named products to add but is highly amused

I wonder if they have the same warnings about not making 'intimate use' of products over there?

I wouldn't drink this

If you apply your fanjo douche gel "intimately"

you will need some of these