To approach a 'Live Strip Party' with caution?

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We had people round for dinner last week. One couple are members of my tennis club. After a few drinks they talked about inviting us to a 'party'. I said 'Oh, that sounds fun'.

Anyway today in the post we got an invite - it's on white embossed card 'Let us all make magic'. And then goes on to say 'Mr and Mrs Ponsonby Smythe request the pleasure of your company at a Live Strip Party'.

I am utterly, utterly confused. What the heck does that mean?

Is it an 'Orgy'?

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Don't forget your car keys

Any chance there's a word missed out (comic) so you should all be going as Dennis the Menace and Minnie the Minx?

I've googled, and can't see anything innocuous by this name.

and I wouldn't 'approach it with caution'

I wouldn't approach it at all

(particularly not arse-backwards)

If this is not some merry Friday night thread-about-threads then my advice FWIW is to ring up and politely clarify. Is it a burlesque night? Is it an all-muck-in redecorating bash where what they want you to strip is wallpaper?

swingers! You'll be rogering someone whilst wearing a strap on in no time, mark my words

oooh - was it someone famous?

I bet it was Neil and Christine Hamilton

Or The Krankies

have they got pampas grass in their garden
if yes it's an orgy
if no it is still probably an orgy

take your iphone and do a live link.

When you find out, please tell us

If you do go I bet it will be less "Eyes Wide Shut" and more "Elderly Hairless Ballsack".

I've done a bit of googling myself - the best link was to youporn.com

That was when the bells started ringing. But if you met this couple they seem so very normal, quite dull actually. He looks a bit like Fred Elliot from Corrie and she is more like Bet Lynch.

Because you are trying to help my dilemma?

What would I wear though? Maybe Style and Beauty could help.

Rules? They said on the invite 'rules' would be sent 48 hours before the 'party'.

If one of the rules isn't 'Run like fuck if you don't want to shag deidre from No. 93' then I would politely make my excuses and decline the invite.

The rules are going to be about 'suitable attire' and 'gifts for the hostess'. No mention of 'shagging' thank God.

What would it be if it wasn't a 'live' strip party? Here's somebody who stripped earlier??

'gifts'? 'suitable attire'?
Does your DH have to tie a ribbon round his schlong?