To think that rapper Plan B is a bit phwoar? I am mutating into Dirty Old Woman aren't I?

[SolidGoldBrass]

I am of course old enough to be his mum, and he looks a dubious little beast anyway, but there's something about that video that makes me get a bit unnecessary...

does it for me too

Urgh. He looks like the boys I grew up with on (council estate, London, 90s). Too much time spent indoors smoking B&H and eating Findus frozen goods.

lol, my dubious little brother knows him (we're all from Forest Gate, originally). I'll get him to spread the word about his MN fanclub

His real name is Ben Drew

B&H. of course. none of your silk cut or god forbid marlboro light poncery!

i like men who shouldn't be sexy but somehow they are

I like the song but he looks like a butcher!

Urgh.
He looks like the smelly boy at school who only ever ate crisps.
(Come on, you must have had one at your school.)

His Last album was very angry IIRC.

If we're talking hip-hop-hotties, Lupe Fiasco is dreamy. (Not misogynistic either, unlike Fiddy et al.)

there will never be a hotter white rapper than the king ad-rock

Good song, great video. But my taste in dangerous types stops at Roy Keane...