to think that if the Loose Women are really loose they should....

[BadGardener]

...at the very least be drinking whisky instead of coffee?

They think they're so racy but they're so not....

don't watch it then? i know quite a few people who find it entertaining

hmm yes I suppose there must be people who like it or it wouldn't keep getting commissioned.
I don't watch it - that would be silly given how irritating I find it. But it keeps on forcing itself on my consciousness while channel-hopping.

Maybe they put whiskey in the coffee. TBH if I had to sit there talking shite for however long, I would be adding a lot of whiskey to my coffee.

I'd rather someone slipped cyanide into their coffee. Twice the dose for Coleen.

nah share it equally they all deserve some

Crack

Imagine it.....

"Welcome to loose women"
THUNK

"Today we are talking about how we find our men manly when they stink...so do you like a sweaty man?"

THUNK

"Yeah, do you want you're man to be a bear in the bed?"

"Oooh yeah i do!! - Mr .... really is"

"Oooh"
THUNK

"I used to be married to Chris Evans you know"
THUNKETY THUNK

ROFL.
I don't think they already have whisky in their coffee because they look so groomed - I never look like that when I am drinking.

If they were really loose they'd be talking about bumsex and giving each other tongue during breaks in the conversation.

Ergo...loose, my arse!

I'm not sure you can talk about bumsex before the watershed, although it would certainly liven up the show a bit.

They are not Loose women, they are Femails.

They got rid of the only one with half a brain many moons ago. Kay Whatsername.