<insert suitable punishment here>

[heQet]

I know how some of you don't like to see threats of violence in thread titles, even jokingly, so I'll let you all make up your own.

I have cooked duck for dinner/tea/supper/evening meal/whatever it's bloody called (damned MN has me so confused these days!)

I told Himself we were having duck. When he came in, he asked me if the chicken was ready. It's duck, I reminded him. And it's in the oven. It's done. He can get it when he wants. Oh yes, he said, duck.

So then later he said to me "Where's the chicken?"

IT'S BLOODY DUCK!!!!!! And it's in the oven. Where it was last time you asked.

AND IT WAS DUCK THEN TOOOOOOOOOO!!

Come on, how hard is it to remember. Duck. Not bloody chicken. And it's in the damned oven.

WTF?

Oh dear, thumb, you've got one too?

bebumba - that's terrible.

resting gets boring after a while, being here much more fun

PMSL crapweasle...so am I!!!!

is anyone else saying "duck, duhk, dook, dahhk" out loud to work out accents?

No? Just me then.

become veggie.or atleast threaten him with it.

i also sat saying duck,dack,dook.i think i say d-uh-k.i think.i dont eat it though(blardy veggies)

at you all sitting chanting duhk dook dack. nutters.

veggie? hush your mouth. I'm just lucky chumkins doesn't go out into the fields with a knife and fork!

HeQet - are we married to the same man? Dh asks what's for tea, and forgets the answer almost before I finish saying it. And then he asks again, 10 minutes later - and even then he might not listen to the answer. So why do they ask??

dear god I hope so. I wouldn't like to think there were two of them!

Ask him what he's done with the bloody remote!

I don't know why they ask. He does it all the time. And will then argue with me.

I'm surprised he didn't insist that I had said it was chicken in the first place.