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to want to report this tesco delivery man to HO?

114 replies

tispity · 26/01/2010 20:28

my online shopping arrived this evening and i opened the door to be greeted by a pleasant-looking asian guy, quite good-looking around 30. we went through the usual ritual of 'this is not available, that has been substituted' etc to which i indifferently agreed, and he proceeded to start unloading the crates. even though it was dark, i saw him doing that lingering eye contact thing and basically ignored it. then, he specifically picked up a cucumber from one of the crates and held it in a certain way on a certain part of his anatomy and said to ds (aged 4) 'this is a present for mummy' - i carried on behaving indifferently (as you do) but i was completely flabbergasted. he asked me twice if i wanted him to take the shopping into my kitchen "or anywhere else" but i declined. tbh it was dark, i was alone with the dcs and i found it quite intimidating. i was not sure whether this is how they behave. i usually shop with Ocado.

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tortoiseonthehalfshell · 27/01/2010 11:41

"unnaturally large, pale and regularly shaped"

Oh, lord, I cannot stop laughing now.

PoppityPing · 27/01/2010 12:06

"but because it appeared to have some kind of waxy, white stuff on it so i doubted it's organic labelling"

No need to worry there, splooge is acceptably organic I believe

princessparty · 27/01/2010 13:27

I thought that was to prevent it going flaccid and droopy ?

feedtheyakandhewillscore · 27/01/2010 17:56

Love it

FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 27/01/2010 18:00

"i was not sure whether this is how they behave. I usually shop with Ocado."

With a sentence like that, no one will believe you. And if you are trolling, I assume trying to be funny, so not when specifying he is Asian.

RoyaltyIsMyOnlyDelusion · 27/01/2010 18:02

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FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 27/01/2010 18:03

"ChippingIn - thanks, i thought as much, will update on what happens if i get anywhere (i have a 'date' with my lovely dh in the dining room tonight)"

Never have 2 sentences been typed together which have no relevance to each other at all.

MadamDeathstare · 27/01/2010 20:10

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yummyyummyyummy · 27/01/2010 20:41

or straight babanas ( I suppose you could call that positive discrimination)

Blu · 28/01/2010 12:07

I have had problems with our milkman. He waves a stubby bottle in my direction and says, with a gleeful look in his eye
'would you like it pasteurised, cos past your eyes is best'
and I say
'Don't worry, i'll be happy if it comes up to my chest.

He's called Ernie. Maybe related?

princessparty · 28/01/2010 12:36

How often does he deliver cream ?

MilkNoSugarPlease · 28/01/2010 23:23

@ fab!

Knew I should start ordering online!

Choosing a cucumber based purely on it's phallic suggestiveness is surely not as fun as having one thrust upon you...in every sense!

Some ar born with phallic cucumbers
Others achieve phallic cucumbers
Some have phallic cucumbers thrust upon them

DuffyMoon · 29/01/2010 13:35

I have a delivery coming at 5pm.....I have been practising all week signing my name using only my breasts to hold the pen.....anything else I need to do?

Pikelit · 29/01/2010 13:39

Get some tips from the Burlesque thread. At the very least you need to polish your minge while offering him the choice of two pens. One from each twirling nipple.

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