To try to catch the dog owner who lets his dog...

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Where I used to walk to college there was always a pile of dog poo, then one morning the owner of the nearby house had been out and written on the pavement in chalk

'HEY PIG, CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOG'

which made me chuckle, and I think it worked.

YANBU. It is revolting.

I am sick to death of having to do a little dance while I walk along the pavement to try to avoid all the shit around here.

We have a dog but I wouldn't dream of leaving dog poo on the pavement - what sort of dog goes on the pavement anyway? Mine won't go unless he's hiding in the undergrowth (cue more dancing to try to reach the turd on the other side of a bush or similar)

I have a big-ish pushchair, which is my fault (the things no-one ever tells you when expecting your PFB etc etc etc). It is sometimes very hard to negotiate pavements strewn with turds and I am sick to farking death of gagging and cleaning out the treads on the wheels.

Have been thinking for ages that the next person I see letting their dog crp will be asked to pick it up, and if they don't I will follow them home and smear the shte on their front door.

But I never see them - tis obviously the gits who walk dogs early or late and count on not being spotted.