Ok, have now seen dates on thread.
Mazstar - youre not doing GF right if at 5 months they still need a dream feed!!
DS2 was one of those coliky high maintenance babies that everyone was telling you about and he still managed to drop that feed earlier than 5 months.
"She saved my life, my child AND my marriage"
Didn't realise GF was so omnipitant, can just imagine her "saving" someones marriage:
8.00 Pour wife a wine
8.45 Wine will be taking effect, suggest wife moves a little closer to you on sofa.
8.55 start to idly squeeze wife's breast
9.15 yawn and suggest an early night
Brush teeth and floss no later than 9.30.
Obviously we have to take all this with a pinch of salt because she MAY not only not be a parent, but she may not have even had sex