To be depressed that Ex took our dd to Disneyland Paris?

[BitOfFun]

I am devastated. Even though I assumed it would be full of the same chavvy burgers all us Brits eat so many of, somehow they managed to squeeze in a day walking round the proper cultural mecca eating little French pastries and green beans, and she has come home looking so chic and positively skeletal! How will we ever be good enough for her again?

BoF you are very naughty!

ILikeThatTiggaxx

But how do you know she's lost weight? Did you weigh her?

Honestly, you Brits are so lazy when it comes to your appearance. So what's wrong with skeletal? Over here in France, all women look after themselves - we know what our men like, whereas you lot of slatterns can barely drag a comb through your hair without collapsing on the floor and crying with exhaustion. The sooner young girls realise that the only way they'll ever be able to attract a man like our beloved Sarkozy is to smoke to oblivion, turn a blind eye to their little infidelities, and and sneer at anyone who eats more than a leetle crumb for dinner, the better.

Btw - did I ever tell you I live in Paris in France?

Is that Paris, France?

You know, I am starting to think the Op is a troll. As far as I am aware no British household has a set of scales (TBH I am not even sure what they are really) because we would all be unable to read them as our huge rolls of flab would obscure our view.

It's Paris, France, yes. Paris, as in the capital city of France, France. Have I ever mentioned that I live there?

Agree Crack - we only ever use our scales for standing on to reach the biscuits.

Tut, tut naughty BOF

We went for her fourth birthday, with the DSSs. She hated it!

ROLF why did you link this? was just about to go to bed!

I'm sure she did! Why not a tour of chateaux in the Loire Valley? Much more refined.

Of course she hated it. Its full of burger eating badly dressed brits!

It wasn't full of anybody on a cold day in mid-November. But she thought the rides were incredibly tame compared to the funfair at Les Tuileries that she had been to a lot in the summer. They are - and you have to queue for ages. It's such crap VFM.

Bonsoir - have you actually read this thread?

Yes of course. It's not very funny!

rofl. im sure it was joseph 09 jumper dress

It is very funny actually. Perhaps living in Paris, France has dulled your sense of humour?

referential threads make the head-banging op feel important.its cliquey to have lil in-jokes about bonsoiranna being a tit ,she can make a tit out oh herself without a wee hand out

Nope, not v amusing.

I don't get it.

I want a link.

nothing to get.lame thread about a lame thread

Yes sm, but which lame thread?

It's like having your face pressed up to the window of a party- even if they tell you it's shit, you want to go in and see for yourself. And possibly steal some gin.

It wasn't a lame thread, even if this is, a bit. Scottishmummy, I particularly enjoyed your grand finale, very astute

in style of mn yore search the archives if you that bothered

basically a long standing piss takerouted.no bi herself no biggie,biggie was some folk thought she was for real

not usually a fan of this type of thing but having just gone in search of original thread i can only snigger, (even tho its not very gainly...)

see.

sm, I'm ashamed to admit that I did search the archives.

I found nothing, which makes me all the more grateful for BoF's link.

Cheers!